Green Feces

When I first saw the title, I thought it said 'green fences.'

But as for green poo, idk. Sometimes I like to eat just corn for a couple meals in a row to see how corny my poo will be.

 

You had green eggs and ham?

 

I have a similar problem, my feces is brown. what should i do?

 

sometimes when i get really drunk, the next day my poop is green

 

If you were bleeding from the anus, it would look like Christmas.

 

Perhaps exposure to low level gamma radiation?

 

Why not? Man, I routinely go to the toilet soon after I eat.

 

That's because when you eat your bowels start to move. What you poop right after you eat is what was digested and stored in your rectal vault from much earlier.

 

Best thread ever.

 

Are you breastfeeding? If so, it's a sign you're not getting enough hind milk!

 

The added weight on your stomach tells the intestines to make room and kick the other guests out.

 

Haha, you think your after-lunch poop is the food you ate at lunch.

Let's all point and laugh.

 

Lettuce? Have you had spinach recently? Your stomach doesn't break down cellulose, right?

 

Welch's Grape Soda does it too.

 

Does this mean Celtics will win?

 

Still waiting for the glowing Neon Green fece picture somebody here wanted to provide us with.

 

What? It's impossible to summon another neon log but if it ever happens again I promise ill post a pic in this thread

 

If you've eaten blue icing from a cake or cookie, you'll poop green