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Greatest Hangout Forum Thread?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Jul 8, 2009.

  1. Vinsanity

    Vinsanity Contributing Member

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    My favorite was the one where that guy made up a christmas rap or poem about fatty. I can't find it, but I think it was twas the night before christmas or something like that.
     
  2. mazyar

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    There was a thread sometime in 2008 or was it 2007? about this guy who thought the new eastern european secratary lady at his job was hot. Then the posters here convinced him to take a picture of here and post it here. After a few days he posted a picture and it ended up that she wasn't that hot at all. But the OP said that the pic was not taken from the right angle. It was a funny thread and one that stick out to me.

    Anyone remember this one?
     
  3. Ubiquitin

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    I remember that one pretty well. She was new, and we kept saying pics or gtfo.
     
  4. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I remember that one too and I tried to find it but had no luck. Maybe someone else will find it but I do remember it mentioned "segways" in it.
     
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  6. Vinsanity

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    Found it. Wow I forgot about the class ring reference in that poem. It's a classic.


    twas any day of the week and all thru midtown
    fatty fat was at a bar, throwin' em down
    his keys should be hung by the chimney with care
    nope, fatty is driving, give him another beer!
    "which girl should I text tonight, hmm let me see"
    whomever it is, she'll be guaranteed an STD!
    when it comes to alcohol, Fatty thinks its a race
    he's an internet hero, and a pimp on myspace
    you can find him at BW3, smelling of beer and wings
    or catch him in Katy, who needs that class ring?
    he's the mayor of midtown, & makes the young girls cry
    no big deal Jimbo, its only your 3rd DWI
    35, and a metro, mid-life crisis some say
    on his way to Pub Fiction, on his trusty segway
    I'm not new yorker, that investigation was a dud
    a new friend request on myspace! Go get em stud
    the law passed in Houston, but the rebel still smokes
    this thread is about to explode, Fatty Fat can't take a joke
     
  7. Shaud

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    Can somebody bump this thread up?
     
  8. mazyar

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    Will this poll contest ever happen? I'm really curious.

    Please make it happen Mr. b*stard.
     
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