Man, I hate it when my leg falls asleep on the can. I have perfected this little hop skip move that I do to wake it back up. I just take a couple laps around my dining room while doing the hop skip and the next thing I know I've got two functioning legs again. I'm sure it looks a little strange. Most of the time I pull my pants up before starting it.
As an expert from my post-lunch 30 minute conference in "the library" during my years at the first law firm I worked for, I figured out that the key to avoiding the legs falling asleep during dumpage is to make sure you don't rest your elbows on your lower thighs. I haven't had a leg fall asleep in years. I was watching basketball with Major when he had his leg fall asleep for the first time ever. He was freaking out because he had no clue what was going on. Kinda like Peter when he farted for the first time when he was 30.
How about waking up thinking you're outrageously late for school/work and then realizing that it's an off day? Or when you're cornered by Velociraptors and a Tyrannosaurus comes and eats them, allowing you to escape. That's ****ing awesome.
How about when you fall asleep early, like 6 or 7, wake up at 11 or midnight thinking it's the next morning already.
Sometimes I take a long nap and get completely confused... you wake up, see the time on the clock, and don't know whether it's a.m. or p.m. "Oh no, it's 8:30, I have to be in class by 9 and I'm not completely prepared! Why is it so dark? Oh, that's right... it's still the night before..." My favorite feeling is falling asleep when you're really tired... when you feel like you're sinking into the bed. Or you just spontaneously start dreaming. For those of us who don't use drugs, I guess this is our substitute.
Normally when my leg goes to sleep and I don't move to get the blood flow back it gets so bad that when I do try to move around it feels like I have 1000 nails being smashed through my leg, hurts so bad.
Having a wild night with the girlfriend then waking up the next morning and realizing it was her twin sister. Hate that...
Do you ever get that exquisite but tortuous quivering in your nose before a big sneeze? You have this inner dialogue: "Oh, I wish this would never stop.... sneeze, damnit!"
Whatever happened to Major? I don't know if this is a great feeling but you know that feeling you get when you eat ice cream too fast? Like I said, maybe that isn't a great feeling, but it is a weird feeling, nonetheless.
He was banned in June for logging in under my account. He could probably get back with an apology, but his time away here probably helped Swirve have its best year since 2000, so he probably doesn't want back.
Going to a class that I haven't done my homework for, and seeing a "class cancelled" sign on the door.
