Went to rice villge with the fellas.met some random 7-8/10 girls. danced and drank then went to go eat some asian place. we had a dd so it was gravy. they wanted to hangout longer i guess so we took them back to my friend's pad and played music and drank more it was so random. friend has a sound proof music room and we jammed out. Bishes be mirin. then we kicked them out so we could foreal jam and share some brahtherly love. however, evryone has knocked out since they are too gone but i cant sleep so im on here anyway, the point of this thread... one of my friends decided to pull down the pants of my friend. who is black in front of everyone! we were/are pretty drunk. anyway, my friend has a huge monster peen. like the stuff of legends. if you could close your eyes and imagine 2 limp costco hotdogs fused together. this is his peen. it's got me pretty selfconscious. i looked up online the average however and it said 6 is average so that made me feel slightly better , but im begining to think that its just a lie. what is the average? cliffs for thsoe who dont wanna read: drank danced with random hoes music saw friend dick friends dick is huge i'm nervous
Kicked out girls so that your friend could pull down the pants of the other friend and look at black penis, smh. And who works at fudds that they can take a break and kick someone's ass?
" Bishes be mirin. then we kicked them out so we could foreal jam and share some brahtherly love." What does this mean?
So you kick 7-8 drunken girls out of an apartment so that you and your friends can be alone and this leads to you checking out your buddy's dick. Enjoy this thread when you sober up.
Was his name Samuel Dalembert? Like I said before brah, Looks like he wants to put his finger in your mouth! In Eddy curry's voice... Touch it Paul, you know you want to...touch it Paul Come and touch it.... Lol
Damn Paul! Your recents threads are like mighty Phoenix rising from the ashes... only to get sucked into a jet engine.
i never got the appeal of sharing your drunk stories with people on the internet. then again, I'm sober right now I guess. still...