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Got friendzoned after having sex

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Jul 11, 2014.

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  1. Sadat X

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    To buy condoms, not for sex, but for test fitting? :eek:
     
    #41 Sadat X, Jul 11, 2014
  2. Deckard

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    Maybe his erection didn't meet her expectation, leading to rejection.
     
    #42 Deckard, Jul 11, 2014
  3. Mr. Clutch

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    Which resulted in dejection.
     
    #43 Mr. Clutch, Jul 11, 2014
  4. Rockets2K

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    not to take away from a nice rhyme scheme, but as experienced guys like us know, it isnt all about the size.

    You could be John Holmes reincarnated, but if you dont know how(or far more likely don't really care) to please a woman, it aint gonna help you.

    I would put money on paul not really caring that she was happy, adn with some women that is a deal breaker.
     
    #44 Rockets2K, Jul 11, 2014
  5. BinBinRingRing

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    Still no pics?
     
    #45 BinBinRingRing, Jul 11, 2014
  6. Mr. Clutch

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    Of his test fitting?

    Why do you want that?
     
    #46 Mr. Clutch, Jul 11, 2014
  7. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    The erection dejection. Sounds like the seks was poor.
     
    #47 CometsWin, Jul 11, 2014
  8. ChankMcStank

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    While she's sleeping, put a load of bread next to her, then take a picture and post it in this thread. Otherwise, it didn't happen.
     
    #48 ChankMcStank, Jul 11, 2014
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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/lQlIhraqL7o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #49 Wakko67, Jul 11, 2014
  10. Mr. Clutch

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    Please don't.
     
    #50 Mr. Clutch, Jul 11, 2014
  11. Two Sandwiches

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    So disappointed nobody's done this....


    Asian?




    Sorry if that offends anyone, just a joke.
     
    #51 Two Sandwiches, Jul 11, 2014
  12. fallenphoenix

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    of course he is asian. haven't you seen his epic free throw videos?
     
    #52 fallenphoenix, Jul 11, 2014
  13. Two Sandwiches

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    Yeah, I knew he was.


    He's the one with the quick release.
     
    #53 Two Sandwiches, Jul 11, 2014
  14. Cranberry_Juice

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    Did you just get "Boshed"?

    [​IMG]
     
    #54 Cranberry_Juice, Jul 11, 2014
  15. the shark

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    She saw your "quick release" free throw shooting video :eek:
     
    #55 the shark, Jul 11, 2014
  16. KingCheetah

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    Perhaps the pilots ejection was in the wrong direction.
     
    #56 KingCheetah, Jul 11, 2014
  17. Deckard

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    Damn right. Experience is highly underrated, in my humble opinion. For example, I'd rather sleep with a 40+ year old chick who knows what she's doing in the sack, then a 20 year old who's clueless, and I've had both.
     
    #57 Deckard, Jul 11, 2014
  18. body slam

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    in before the she came back for seconds post which I'm sure will happen before the end of the weekend.
     
    #58 body slam, Jul 11, 2014
  19. Nook

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    She didn't like the sex or sleeping with you was never about the sex. What do you care, she has the personality of Hitler. Just move on, you got what you want and she... Well who cares what she got out of it, she is Adolf friggin Hitler.
     
    #59 Nook, Jul 11, 2014
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    #60 Ras137, Jul 11, 2014
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