1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

  2. ROCKETS GAMEDAY
    Clutch and BimaThug are live just past 10:00 pm CT on Wednesday to discuss the Rockets trading up to #31 to select Ohio State guard Bruce Thornton.

    LIVE! ClutchFans on YouTube
Welcome ClutchFans Live

[Google] No Chuck Norris?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Feb 19, 2010.

Tags:
  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2001
    Messages:
    37,619
    Likes Received:
    1,460
    Go to www.google.com
    Enter "where can I find chuck norris" or
    Enter "where is chuck norris" in the search field.
    Click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

    :eek:

    Yeah, I know it's been out for a while, but so is the "search" in CF.net and I just saw this off a friend's FaceBook status. :p
     
    #1 SwoLy-D, Feb 19, 2010
  2. rawool

    rawool Member

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2006
    Messages:
    2,686
    Likes Received:
    273
    Lame. It's not even hosted on Google.
     
    #2 rawool, Feb 19, 2010
  3. DonkeyMagic

    DonkeyMagic Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 22, 2006
    Messages:
    21,633
    Likes Received:
    3,519
    if you type in "Is Daryl Morey stupid?", Morey's hand comes through your screen, slaps you, impregnates your wife and kills your dog.
     
    #3 DonkeyMagic, Feb 19, 2010
  4. DallasThomas

    DallasThomas Member

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2002
    Messages:
    3,364
    Likes Received:
    216
    While I understand his hand being able to slap you and kill your dog, what are the mechanics of it being able to impregnate your wife?
     
    #4 DallasThomas, Feb 19, 2010
  5. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 1999
    Messages:
    39,003
    Likes Received:
    3,644

    If you think about it a little bit, it works.
     
    #5 moestavern19, Feb 19, 2010
  6. DallasThomas

    DallasThomas Member

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2002
    Messages:
    3,364
    Likes Received:
    216
    I thought about it, and...


    Gross.


    If that's the case, then I feel sorry for the dog and even worse for the guy that got slapped.
     
    #6 DallasThomas, Feb 19, 2010
  7. Jontro

    Jontro Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    37,071
    Likes Received:
    26,973
    If Morey were to ever fight Chuck Norris.. Morey would convince Chuck to roundhouse kick himself.
     
    #7 Jontro, Feb 19, 2010
  8. RedRowdy111

    RedRowdy111 Member

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2006
    Messages:
    3,890
    Likes Received:
    94
    Morey puts a condom on with a crowbar.
     
    #8 RedRowdy111, Feb 19, 2010
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)

Share This Page

Style
ClutchFans Original

  • About ClutchFans

    Since 1996, ClutchFans has been loud and proud covering the Houston Rockets, helping set an industry standard for team fan sites. The forums have been a home for Houston sports fans as well as basketball fanatics around the globe.

  • Rockets Content

  • Support ClutchFans!

    If you find that ClutchFans is a valuable resource for you, please consider becoming a Supporting Member. Supporting Members can upload photos and attachments directly to their posts, customize their user title and more. Gold Supporters see zero ads!


    Upgrade Now