The Warner Brothers webpage states that "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" will have its US premier in 54 days and 10 hours.
We have driven Nomar to drinking heavily (see his other locked thread of Friday night). This, don't you think, is the proverbial cry for help? Nomar, it would seem, is begging us to help him get back in touch with his inner child. What say we take up a collection and purchase a Harry Potter book for Nomar? We love you Nomar, and we'll get you the book. ... As long as I don't have to read it!
The hell with Harry Potter -- I want to send Nomar some Smirnoff Ice and let him get drunk again. Those posts were hysterical! Exactly what is "Pllovis err Plif" anyway?
