How do you describe a guy with no arms and no legs who tells bad jokes? He's lame. How do you describe a guy on the fast track to fellatio? He's getting ahead. How do you describe a girl who gets sunburned while reading Hemingway? She's well read.
I thought this was the good jokes thread, not the absolutely terrible jokes thread. An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through the minister's sermon, the old lady leaned over and said, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?" Her husband replied, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid." How are martinis like breasts? One is never enough, and three are too much.
