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Good Hecklin'

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by jello77, Apr 24, 2006.

  1. Buck Turgidson

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    My best heckling was '98 at Lefty's Pub in the Dome. Stros v. Rockies, Donk Bichette wobbling around LF for the Rockies. There's about a dozen peeps just lighting into the guy all game, calling him fat, throwing him peanuts, offering him hotdogs, lots of quality unrepeatable profane suggestions mixed in. He got a beer thrown on him through the fence when he went into the corner to field a double.

    Stros are kicking their butts, and around the 8th or so dude was pissed & had had enough. Strolls over to the chain link fence separating us & says "Look you f'ing assholes, I don't come to McDonalds while yall are flipping burgers & talk **** to you."

    We gave him a standing ovation as he walked off. He turned around & told us to "F**K OFF!"

    Awesomness.
     
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    Same article too...kudos.
     
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    AHAHHAHHAHA!!! PWNED!!!! :D
     
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    ive decided that im going to get on shaq about kobe and im definitley asking udonis haslem for his mouthpiece. i cant wait. hopefully ill have some good stories when its all said and done...this is like my one chance, im never gonna be this close again.
     
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    Ask Wade why so many people misspell his first name.

    Tell Posey a lot of the hairdressers down at the shop want to "Fall down with a pocket full of Posey."

    Ask Jason Williams about the Duke Lacrosse scandal and tell him to stay off motorcycles.

    Tell Haslem now you understand why Florida couldn't win anything when he was in school, keep pretending Williams went to Duke.
     

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