Golden rules you live by?

Rather be at the pictures, I suppose? Right! Off you go!

 

Always take the dirt road, and never use a condom. Really need to seal in the flavor.

 

if you're gay..

that rhymes perfectly..

 

Don't eat the yellow snow.

 

Be Healthy!
Be Happy!
AND!!!
Be Well!

 

That's almost a minivan....

2 up front, 5 in the back.




Anyways, I just basically be myself.

 

THE Golden Rule; treat others as you would be treated.

Pray for the best, plan for the worst.

The Finnish concept of Sisu.

 

Don't Start a Fight, but you're more than welcome to Finish it

 

ALWAYS have a backup plan.

 

Courtesy of the great John Wooden:

Talent is God given. Be humble.
Fame is man-given. Be grateful.
Conceit is self-given. Be careful.

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts.

Don't let making a living prevent you from making a life.

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?

So many others......

 

Never argue or haggle about the portion or price of food.
Never compare salaries or test scores.

 

Don't stop believing.

 

I will take this to my grave.

 

To thine own self be true.

Don't **** where you eat.

 

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Except on the internet!

 

use the sink before going in the pink?

 

Nothing is true, everything is permitted

 

Wherever you go,always have a napkin or handkerchief in the pocket. They're always useful.

 

Hopefully irony.

That phrase is self-contradictory and really an untenable position. If nothing is true how is the phrase itself meaningful?

 

I posted that as a joke, it's the "creed" from the Assassin's Creed games. I almost went with

But that's over the top nerdy.