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Gold Teeth anyone?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mr_oily, Apr 16, 2003.

  1. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    T_J, you haven't really bragged about what you do, but you have bragged that you're important in your work place.
     
  2. MoBalls

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    Wasnt TJ the one who complained about someone gum smacking in the office next to him? Didnt he mention that she was just a secretary or something like that?
     
  3. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Thank you for acknowledging Peter Gabriel's blatant lie.

    This is not bragging. This is no where near bragging. My quote was, "I am a professional that commands respect". This is a factual statement.
     
  4. Mrs. JB

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    Yet another interesting TJ tidbit: He is strangely annoyed by people who rhyme when they order fast food (ie..."cheese please").

    Paging Dr. Freud ...
     
  5. RIET

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    We all know that Gold has been a wise investment with the down market.

    These people clearly do not trust financial institutions (even with FDIC and such) and are protecting their investments wisely and safely - in their mouth.

    These guys are financial gurus and should not be ridiculed.
     
  6. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    True, you could just be the janitor who doesn't feel comfortable telling someone they shouldn't smack their gum. Janitors are professionals who should command respect. I mean, who else will clean up the poo?
     
  7. mateo

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    My neighbor's puppy would eat it.

    He's gross like that.
     
  8. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Have we not already confirmed your status as a male secretary? When you are not incarcerated, your job is general administrative tasks if I am not mistaken (and I rarely am).
     
  9. rockHEAD

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    hahaa... reminds me of Joe Dirt...

    "I'm on it!" -Clem (Christopher Walken) from Joe Dirt
     
  10. Rocketman95

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    You are extremely mistaken. At my main job, I do content development and customer service for a very successful website. At my side job, which I do for extra cash and since I have the extra time, I upkeep a database of records for one of the largest law firms in Texas.

    And I have the balls to tell people when something like gum smacking is annoying.
     
  11. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    There is a word for this: Filing. My secretary does a lot of it, at my command of course.
     
  12. Rocketman95

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    That's funny because I know what filing is and, unless I had an assignment to do that the day I was incarcerated, I haven't had to do it in seven months there.
     
  13. fadeaway

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    I got a kick out of the Top Shelf part of the site with the high-end models. There's a big warning, "Caution -- Not for Everyone."

    As if any type of gold teeth are for everyone. :D
     
  14. drapg

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    More laughable tidbits from the site:


    How do I Keep my fronts Clean?

    Using any quality gold/jewelry cleaner or polishing cloth will keep the BLING in your grill.


    Mmm...mmm. Nothing like the aftertaste of clenaer or polisher in your mouth.



    What is the return policy?

    Since the order we make for you will fit only your mouth, we cannot reuse them in any way and therefore do not accept any returns.


    I wonder if they would ever consider selling used gold teeth at discounted prices. We can't all afford new ones.



    Call me immature, but this quote had me at the verge of tears in laughter.
     
  15. MoBalls

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    At your command TJ.......come on dude, I know you dont act like an ass to your secretary......
     
  16. underoverup

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    Darth_Jorge :rolleyes:

    Welcome to Gold Teeth NY.
    Master craftsman of custom removable gold teeth for over 18 years.
    Started and still operating from Brooklyn, NY., where fronts were born !

    You would be happy there T-JO you certainly know how to front.
    :cool:
     
  17. fadeaway

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    Does anyone else find this discussion funny? Filing.. Filling.. Gold teeth.. Get it? Heh heh heh.. :D
     
  18. pgabriel

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    I meant to say you will get laughed at for wearing a suit from Sears at a Country Club.
     
  19. Ace

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    There is no way TJ is this much of an ass. I just don't buy it. Seriously, please tell me you are joking.
     
  20. KellyDwyer

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    Do you throw out your gold teeth.

    Do you see, how they roll?
     

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