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God warns Mavs about cheap shots on the Rockets

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by KingCheetah, Oct 31, 2008.

  1. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    "It's pretty scary. ... The whole bed shakes"

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    Quakes hit Dallas area

    Several minor earthquakes gave some Texas residents an early Halloween scare, shaking their beds and knocking pictures off walls but causing no damage or injuries, authorities said.

    A 2.5-magnitude quake at 11:25 p.m. Thursday near Grand Prairie was followed by a series of other small earthquakes in the Dallas suburb, then a 3.0-magnitude quake at 12:01 a.m. Friday in nearby Irving, according to the U.S. Geological Survey.

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  2. LoneStarRebel

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    Whoa. What more can we say? God IS a Rockets Fan!
     
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    I'd be convinced if Howard's house fell down....
     
  4. BrooksBall

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    The earthquakes were actually tremors caused by Yao hitting the floor after Howard tripped him.
     
  5. Texas Stoke

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    It looks like Cuban is trying to give himself a blowjob.
     
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    Cuban sucks
     
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    God is on the bandwagon, woo!!
     
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    that wasn't a earthquake.. it was Ron Artest farting on his way out of Dallas
     
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    Hmm.... a 2.5 "quake" or Ike... I'd be worried about whose side God is on. ;)
     
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    I hope Josh Howard die of a terrible death for tripping Yao and trying to ruin our beloved team!
     
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    Let's not get too carried away here... a nasty bout of explosive diarrhea will do me.
     
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    rat-tat !!!!
    Hooters shaking :eek:
     
  13. moose

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    hahahaha
     
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    Ha ha, I sure hope so...
     
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    LOL, Cuban is a joke
     
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    God is not concerned with Ike Diogu -- also known as the Duck Billed Platypus of the NBA.
     
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    That earthquake was caused when Ron hit that 3 and landed in a Karate Kid pose.
     
  18. Jd1

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    right before his next game or... before the last quarter. :cool:
     
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    "God Warns Mavericks About Cheap Shots On Rockets"

    -DALLAS- In a humiliating defeat last night, the Mavericks fell to the Houston Rockets who played the 4th quarter without All-World player Tracy Mcgrady.
    When asked, God said, "Josh Howard intentionally tripping Yao Ming was a punk move. He's lucky Artest kept it nice and civil. I just had to let Dallas know that I've got Houston's back."
     
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    I would say, not death. Let him suffer. I hope he breaks his left toe and blinds his one eye so he will spend his entire life watching basketball with one eye.
     

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