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God graduates from college

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Carl Herrera, May 22, 2015.

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  1. Carl Herrera

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    #1 Carl Herrera, May 22, 2015
  2. LonghornFan

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    Christ.
     
    #2 LonghornFan, May 22, 2015
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    Holy ****
     
    #3 xaos, May 22, 2015
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    name doe.
     
    #4 LosPollosHermanos, May 22, 2015
  5. Rokman

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    God, it's about time!
     
    #5 Rokman, May 22, 2015
  6. Kim

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    Before I clicked, I wondered if this thread was about God Shammgod.
     
    #6 Kim, May 22, 2015
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    Wow. I had completely forgotten about this dude. Now I need to go look for Fennis Dembo.
     
    #7 Dr of Dunk, May 23, 2015
  8. J Hard

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    So his government name is really God. Shame on his parents if so. I don't condone blasphemy or anyone partaking. Religion should be respected the same way gays are. But of course, this is a backwards world so I'm in the minority and have no shame in professing it.
     
    #8 J Hard, May 23, 2015
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    Should the Rockets hire God?

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sources: God Shammgod, who played role in shaping Providence's Kris Dunn and Ben Bentil, gaining interest for NBA player development jobs.</p>&mdash; Adrian Wojnarowski (@WojVerticalNBA) <a href="https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/734795937369952258">May 23, 2016</a></blockquote>
    <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
     
    #9 J.R., May 23, 2016
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    D'antoni, Silas ... Now God? When will Jerry Lin be back?
     
    #10 HayesIsBack, May 23, 2016
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    u srs, bro?

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/god

    Check the third and fourth definitions. Also, I'm pretty sure parents don't name their sons "Jesus," "Moses," or any other relevant name found in the bible, in order to be disrespectful. In fact, naming your son "God" probably occurs because of how much one loves their faith.

    In the end, a name is just a label, that you can change any time.
     
    #11 Juxtaposed Jolt, May 23, 2016
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    Oh my god...get a grip
     
    #12 Jayzers_100, May 23, 2016
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    #13 bulkatron, May 23, 2016
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    Didn't he train Kobe?

    Shammgod has been around, we've seen the jokes already, NO LAUGH. Try again.
     
    #14 Ziggy, May 23, 2016
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    But.... God always graduates from college. ;)
     
    #15 Emtenndo, May 23, 2016
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    He's super popular. He's always getting shoutouts everywhere, Movie awards, Music awards, championships, times of near death escape, etc. Mr. Shammgod is very helpful.
     
    #16 LCAhmed, May 23, 2016
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    The "Shammgod" crossover

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    #17 SuraGotMadHops, May 23, 2016
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    The Shammgod is the most used dribble move on 2k.
     
    #18 HR Dept, May 23, 2016
  19. Carl Herrera

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7Gx1Pv02w3Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #19 Carl Herrera, May 23, 2016
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