Well, this explains everything. If they're talking big, Nomar, you can't offer them small. I mean, like, duh!
This paragraph of your post is as useful as a wicker bedpan. I was trying to take your post seriously, but all credibility seemed to get sluggish, like a wet sponge, and die. Date only online? You only know ONE girl that isn't ugly, has high morals, and doesn't sleep around on the first date? It just so happens that this girl is you? Well what a surprise. You're taken? Oh damn.....until I read that sentence, I was already at Bluemountain.com trying to find a good card to ask you out on a cyber date.
Beat me to it! I gotta stop in here more often. This whole thread, once again, makes me soooo damn glad I'm married.
Well, with atrocious grammar like that, I'm thinking that sweetie wasn't "downsized" from her job. She was probably fired. I bet she also banged a couple of people to get that certified professional secretary title...
i think what we need here is a little math: 1) Are you sure she's not a religious fanatic? 2) Being on multiple one-to-one dates? 3) Kissed? 4) Call her regularly on the phone? 5) Does she call you regularly on the phone? 6) Are you in good physical shape? 7) Know her address/housemates? 8) Know her family? 9) Know her favorite colour? 10) Can you make her laugh? 11) Can you make her cry? 12) Does she admire you? 13) Do you open the door for her? 14) Can you engage her in a conversation lasting over 3 minutes? 15) Will she accept a ride from you? 16) Will she accept flowers from you? 17) Did you send her a birthday/xmas gift? 18) Do you have higher income (or earning potential) than her? 19) Have you taken good care of yourself? 20) Did you say "I love you" to her and looked sincere? Just a random list i made. Each yes represents 5%. At the end of the list, the total represents your "getting laid" threshold. Some girls are easier (have lower thresholds). Some girls have higher thresholds. If you want to maximise your chances of getting laid, simply fulfilled all the requirements, or find a girl with a really low threshold. i think nomar in this case, got himself girls he thought were below the 10% threshold, but it turns out they might be considerably higher than he thought.
Awesome post Lil, did you plagiarize it? I'm not saying you did, just asking because it is pretty accurate.
I mean Like... Duh! If you wanna make a laddy horny You got to lickher crack to crack, you got tolik her crack to crack. Spinnit around, Spinit around....looking solid now drive the tilly in to the villy and spin it aronilli. Ooooogood....
If you want to know why you got played...Do yourself a favor and Read: "KFlex" Nasheed's "Art of Mackin" It is by far the funniest piece of non-fiction I have read in a long time. "Don't salt your game and be a liquor pimp. Save your money and represent your game on Top Notch Hoes. If you buy tricks drinks thinking you will get game--you got no game!" Be true to yourself! Use TGPump and read Art of Mackin. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...f=sr_1_1/102-6430310-5096121?v=glance&s=books Word!
just off the top of my head. too much free time i guess. but you'd be amazed how many girls get violently offended by any suggestion that their behavior (or love in general) can be modeled mathematically.
only got to read the excerpts on amazon. but it looks hilarious! reminds me of "the system" promoted on askmen.com
For those confused at all by this post, please see the AMBIEN thread that LeGrouper started almost concurrently.
I'm so glad I was single and sexual freedom was the norm in the '60's and '70's, when the worst thing you could get was cured with a shot and the Pill was the preferred mode of birth control. I really feel for some of you, who may not have even been born back then and have a completely different lifestyle to deal with. It wouldn't have occurred to me to use the word "w****" for someone who wouldn't sleep with me. I would assume she didn't feel like it and/or didn't feel that way with me (I had a lot of girlfriends who were just friends... we had a great time) so I moved on.
I'm not really talking about what girls want as far as money. The expression is supposed to mean...you aren't going to find high quality girls (nice, good people) shopping for them in low quality places.
