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Girls and Toilet Seats

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ferrari77, Nov 1, 2008.

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  1. Yonkers

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    My wife uses this. It has saved our marriage.

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  2. Angkor Wat

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    I'd like to thank the guys that sit down and pee for giving me the greatest laugh ever. Especially the one that said he likes to sit down and read. Really? You got enough time to piss AND read a novel? LMAO. I wonder who wears the pants in those families.
     
  3. kaleidosky

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    explain how it relates to wearing the pants in the families.
     
  4. xcharged

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    all you have to do is say to your wife or gf....

    A friend of mine got bit by a spider on the ass one time because they forgot to check under the toliet seat.

    my wife prefers the seat up now.
     
  5. Yonkers

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    Your sure showed them how masculine you are. Good job.
     
  6. GlassHalfFull

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    As a wife and mother, I would like to support the males on the board who sit down to pee. When my husband and I first got together, I was surprised to find out he usually sits to pee at home. He is 6'7" and claims that by sitting down, he improves his aim and and avoids splashing too much. Anyway, both my boys tend to follow his example and sit to pee. From hearing bathroom cleaning horror stories from other mothers of young boys, I am thrilled that I do not have to deal with cleaning pee all around the toilet. :)
     
  7. Angkor Wat

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    Dude, don't be such a sit down pisser, I was only ribbing him. He set himself up for jokes when he let us know how he pees.

    Yes, because I wasn't trying to make fun of him. I wanted to show the whole world how masculine I am because I care what people on the internet think of me. :rolleyes:
     
  8. JuanValdez

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    Since, there aren't many women on this board, I tend to automatically keep a mental list (okay, it's in Excel) of all of them. I didn't know you were supposed to be on it all this time.
     
  9. Royals Ego

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    dont be such a girly man
     
  10. Astro101

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    I'd like to know who does this as well, lol.
     
  11. marks0223

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    There was a pee thread a few weeks ago. A lot of long time posters on this board said that peed sitting down at home.

    What's the problem with sitting down in your own home. There is almost always going to be splash or spray that needs to be cleaned. So, sit down and avoid having to clean.
     
  12. marks0223

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    From the other pee thread...

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  13. GlassHalfFull

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    So is that good or bad? Plus, if you saw any of my posts in the Men of the Olympics thread, I was either female or gay. (not that there is anything wrong with that)
     
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    That thing scares the **** out of me.

    Anyone else use a couple sheets of TP when they are done peeing? Maybe I should try sitting down so I don't have to aim so much in the end. It's harder for tall guys.
     
  15. Astro101

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    What if you took a few sheets of TP and place it in the toilet and aim. I assume it will cut down on splashback.
     
  16. meggoleggo

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    That just means I need to keep the bathroom clean and bug free... no spiders = no bite. Not an incentive to leave the toilet seat up.
     
  17. Hoee Ass

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    Hm, Im just going to say, I have a big toilet that I can sit and pee on. LOL If you can't pee like that, either your toilet is too small or you have a really really huge..
     
  18. Hayesfan

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    stalker much ;)
     
  19. TECH

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    Spiders don't care how clean the room is, and you can't guarantee that one won't mosey on in.
     
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    I've heard people say, as a derogatory remark implying a guy is weak, "He probably pees sitting down."

    Can't say I disagree. ;)
     

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