Thank God I didn't have any liquid in my mouth or it would have been ejected onto my computer screen when I read this: Yet, I found myself guffawing when I read this:
after all the guidance and advice fatty has dished out over the years he comes out with this. I'm disappointed
Oh come on. How could you not tell I was being sarcastic when I sent that? I hate pet names. That's why I sent it.
If you hate pet names, then why don't you tell her that this is stupid and you are not going to participate in such nonsense? And on top of that you are asking those of us, most of us men, on a NBA basketball forum for names of cookies? If I were dating a girl who liked using pet names, I'd dump her and tell her we aren't compatible because I think its stupid and I'm not participating.
if she's short, Shortbread... if she's tall, Nutty bar... If she doesn't shut-up about it, give her the Vienna Finger... Or... Tell her that you're not in High School and don't need to have pet names...