For the woman who has nearly everything... http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/dp/B004F9QBE6/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top (read the freakin' comments)
What is it called when people do this on Amazon? I forget. But it is funny. Here's another one on a book called How to Avoid Huge Ships: http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336 Review:
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