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Gift Ideas for Girlfriend???

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Zackery, Dec 10, 2011.

  1. macalu

    macalu Member

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    this has to be a troll thread. 26 year old g/f, dating 6 months, never had sex, and living with parents.
     
  2. Hou_rox

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    The hoes love turtles. Get her one.
     
  3. Zackery

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    Technically, yet. But not east Asian. We're both Persian.
    I don't want to get into why we're still leaving in our parents' house but that is the main reason (for me) we haven't slep together.
     
  4. dachuda86

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    hotel room and a nice night out.
     
  5. TreeRollins

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    Probably something made my Louis Vuitton or Prada
     
  6. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Flavored condoms.
     
  7. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    spoilers seem kind of silly to me......but I don't want to offend anyone (okay........maybe that last part is a bit of a stretch).
     
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  8. Another Brother

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    Umm pole you might want to spoiler tag that thing.
     
  9. kevC

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    Dude, your excuse for not having sex is because you both live with your parents? At age 26? You realize how much sex high schoolers are having right? I understand if it's something religious or just a personal reason but JUST because you both live with your parents? :confused:
     
  10. TheRealist137

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    You two seem to be made for each other, maybe you can beg your parents to leave the house for a night so you two can have some alone time finally.
     
  11. moonsh0t

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    Not so cleverly disguised I have a girlfriend thread. But not really because 6 months in and it's not even sexual. She's getting it from somewhere, trust me.
     
  12. E_Saiyan

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    Need to see a picture of your gf before I can make a valid recommendation.
     
  13. Zackery

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    We started dating 6 months ago. But the first couple of months I didn't care what she was doing or whom she was seeing because I was seeing someone else too. It's only been a few months since right before Halloween when I became more serious with her. And since that's happened I know for a fact that she hasn't been "getting it from somewhere" else.

    Anyway I think I got enough gift ideas for the time being. I will do something...
     
  14. peleincubus

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    Buy her something in your price range. And then add a personal touch make her a card with simple poem in it or something. Or make a t shirt that says she is the best girlfriend doesn't have to be nice just something to wear around house. Do the first thing, then one of the second or third and she will be happy.
     
  15. got em COACH

    got em COACH Member

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    No sex!!!!Do you guys kiss like this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-jZyzQSms
     
  16. LonghornFan

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    Get her a new dildo. She's probably burned her others up the past year or so. DON'T FORGET EVERREADY BATTERIES!
     
  17. bullardfan

    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    are you sure??? signed-
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  18. tallanvor

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    26. 6 months. No sex. Fail.

    Show her Santa's little helper and get it done!
     
  20. Air Langhi

    Air Langhi Contributing Member

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    save money and get an apt?
     

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