Depending on your budget, give him a (big) gift certificate to Sunglasses Hut or some historical DVDs: John Adams, Rome, The Presidents, Ken Burns' Civil War, Ken Burns The West or Simon Schama's History of Britain. Maybe a vintage or autographed jersey for his favorite NFL team.
Shower him with political, cultural and sexual insight by giving him a one year subscription to Jorge_Magnanimo.com's VIP Room.
They still make those POS. It was always some beat up old 92 Maroon Toyota Camry pulling up with those fake hub cap spinners, those were the ish.
Hilariously fitting Dave Chapel reference. Heard his white person voice say it aloud as I read it. +1 Rep.