I wouldn't hit the strip clubs. I'd go to a local dive where the desperate ladies hang out and set my targets on someone who looks like she's itchin' for a little rebound sex of her own.
the best revenge? never acknowlegde her again. trust me, at some point down the road, you guys will start chatting again and you'll get that feeling that MAYBE you guys could be a couple again. F*CK THAT!. drop her like last night's turd. give her the impression you're over it and start dating other women. she'll start to feel like she lost the best thing that ever happened to her.
sorry to hear about that. but i guess be glad that it came sooner instead of later. 3 months isn't a whole lot of time... after a couple of years it becomes almost impossible to break up. i think you might have still been in the honeymoon phase, i'm sure you would have found stuff you didn't like about her had you been together longer, it probably wasn't meant to be. what's the other guy like? i'd be real pissed if he wasn't as good as me.
good stuff, my friend. Boxcar Racer's "I Feel So..." was another helpful one. As was Godsmack's "I F***ing Hate You"
Funny thing is, with a bit of finesse and the right circumstances (i.e. her sister is mad at her) I could probably get her sister to go on a date with me.
You should totally play that angle. Has anyone seen that video on the internet about the guy who gets dumped by his girlfriend and starts banging her mom. It is so freaking funny. If anyone has it, I would love to get a copy of it.
