Getting a dog soon. I'm naming it after a Rockets player...

My vote is for either “Elie” or “BARKley”

 

Tillman

 

Brad Miller - I forgot he was ever on Houston? I have completely blocked the post Yao/Mac pre-Harden perpetual 9 seed years from my mind.

 

Mensah-Bonsu

 

How about just Clutch?

Barkley would also be a fitting name, but not the ideal Rocket to name your dog after.

 

Zan Tabak

 

This will help you recall

 

best part of that was the Power Dancer at the end

 

I think it needs to be a name that fits when you're not happy with the dog as well.

Can you imagine yourself saying "Bad Patrick Beverley"? "You've ruined it, Patrick Beverley." "Stop eating ****, Patrick Beverley."

Given my observations of Clutchfans opinions, I would suggest "The Lower Bowl."

If it's a small dog you plan to dress up in ridiculous outfits, then name is obvious, since you can attach a tag that says "Calvin Murphy's wardrobe was provided by ___".

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I'd say a generally-lovable, but not infallible Rocket is your best choice, so the name always fits the situation.

 

in polish language when you say "clutch" it means female horse https://translate.google.com/#pl/en/klacz

 

My cat is named Maxwell. My previous cat was named Sam Cassell.

 

Drexler is a great name for a dog

 

Always thought Barkley was a good name for a dog.

 

Name it Max Kellerman

 

Red Rowdy

 

Skip to my Loo

 

If you have a dog named STEPHEN A SMITH or MAX KELLERMAN
you will have lots of suckers who care about them