Before everyone else bashes your post, just come clean (no pun intended) and say your favorite Country musician is Toby Keith and save us some posts. How do the "How do you like me now?" lyrics go? I think there were gay references there...
Plus, "I Wish I Was a Cowboy" played over the closing credits in Brokeback Mountain. This political post not approved by Fatty FatNoSenseofHumor
i don't know how you can put anything past a man who claims to have "no boundaries." i also heard he "ain't skeered," but that might be rumor. i wouldn't doubt it, though.
Actually my favorite Toby Keith song is "I wanna talk about me." Here are the lyrics: We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk We talk about your church and your head when it hurts We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover We talk about your friends and the places that you've been We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin The polish on your toes and the run in your hose And God knows we're gonna talk about your clothes You know talking about you makes me smile But every once in awhile I wanna talk about me Wanna talk about i Wanna talk about Number one Oh my me my What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,me,me,me,-background singers) I wanna talk about me We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes your high school team and your moisturizer creme We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana We talk about your grandma down in Alabama We talk about your guys of every shape and size The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize We talk about your heart, about your brains and your smarts And your medical charts and when you start You know talking about you makes me grin But every now and then I wanna talk about me Wanna talk about I Wanna talk about number one Oh my me my What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,me,me,me-background singers) I wanna talk about me I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,me,me) I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,me) You you you you you you you you youyouyouyouyou I wanna talk about me I wanna talk about me Wanna talk about I Wanna talk about number one Oh my me my What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occasionally I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,me,me,me-background singers) I wanna talk about me I wanna talk about me(me,me,me,me,me,me-background singers) Oh me! C'mon! You couldn't write that if you were gay! Or how about: "That's my House and that's my Car Up on Blocks in my front Yard..." (OK, I played with the lyrics a bit on that one.)
Surely I'm not the only person who got this one, right? A classic Bob Wills song now understood in an entriely new light.
"Waltz Across Texas With Hugh" has been my favorite so far, but it wouldn't be as funny as a spoken joke. "Poop-shootin' Boogie" "All My Exes are Infectious"
Uhhh... I resent that. First of all, it's a "Zima", not a Zuma. See the link on my SIGNATURE, please.
