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[GAS] Knowing your rights, not remaining silent

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by B-Bob, Nov 18, 2017.

  1. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    This guy figured out how to fend off both good cop and bad cop.

    Suspect's flatulence ends interrogation.

    KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — A police interrogation of a Kansas City man charged with drug and gun offenses ended prematurely when an investigator was driven from the room by the suspect's excessive flatulence.

    A detective reported that when asked for his address, 24-year-old Sean Sykes Jr. "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering."

    The Kansas City Star reports that Sykes "continued to be flatulent" and the detective was forced to quickly end the interview.


    Can we keep this in the Hangout, or will it get ... nasty in here?
     
    #1 B-Bob, Nov 18, 2017
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  2. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Contributing Member

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    Unlike in his interrogation, Mr. Sykes is silent, but deadly when committing his crimes.
     
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  3. Duncan McDonuts

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    I can see the cops charging him with war crimes for using biological weaponry.
     
    #3 Duncan McDonuts, Nov 18, 2017
  4. Buck Turgidson

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    Suspects will say anything to try and prove their innocence. This is just more hot air.
     
    #4 Buck Turgidson, Nov 18, 2017
  5. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    You reserve the right to be flatulent.
     
    #5 CometsWin, Nov 18, 2017
  6. Roc Paint

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    We need CCorn on the case
     
    #6 Roc Paint, Nov 18, 2017
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    For a couple of people I know, their breath would be just as effective.
     
    #7 A_3PO, Nov 18, 2017
  8. heypartner

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    "It wasn't me. I didn't do it."
     
    #8 heypartner, Nov 18, 2017
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    Just wait til they pull his finger over the ink pad for fingerprinting.
     
    #9 Richie_Rich, Nov 19, 2017
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  10. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    "Anything you say... with any orifice, mind you, ... can be held against you in a court of law."
     
    #10 B-Bob, Nov 19, 2017
  11. Jontro

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    sounds like an act of terrorism. expect SHIELD to come busting in soon.
     
    #11 Jontro, Nov 19, 2017
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    Now the investigators are being charged with the very crime they were interrogating this suspect over, by writ of he who smelt it dealt it.
     
    #12 likestohypeguy, Nov 20, 2017
  13. Invisible Fan

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    Does Mo have a death penalty?

    It doesn't seem right to detain him inside a gas chamber.
     
    #13 Invisible Fan, Nov 20, 2017
  14. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    KC burnt ends ...
     
    #14 Dr of Dunk, Nov 21, 2017
  15. ThatBoyNick

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    Sounds like a Key and Peele skit.
     
    #15 ThatBoyNick, Nov 21, 2017
  16. rocketsjudoka

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    In legal terms that is the Si fecisti olfacies defense.
     
    #16 rocketsjudoka, Nov 21, 2017
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