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Angelina Jah-lie ♫cause she got some big ass t1tties♫ Would you rather be a cheerful morbidly obese person or be a physically beautiful/handsome pessimistic?
I'd rather be pessimistic. The morbidly obese would have a limited life span. Would you rather type all your posts with excessive smilies (like Swoly) or type all your posts in haiku style (like Rocket River)?
Swoly style. Okay... Would you rather have to hold your urine for three days while listening to a faucet drip, or hold your poop for three hours while listening, and feeling the vibrations of, a Harley Davidson?
I think I would do better with the poop. Would you rather get a Dirty Sanchez or a Cleveland Steamer?
DS.... let's keep it at that. Marry a hot chick, MTV's Hills type of hot chick, he was a complete psycho, borderline strait-jacket, compulsive liar who had tendacy to cheat every one or two years.....but to top it off she's total freak in the bed. or Marry a chick that had face like a man, weigh 330 pounds, pretty normal and down earth, pretty average at everything, but good natured and probably isn't going to cheat on you any time soon.
Thank you for the vote of confidence, IROC It... and THAT is how you use smileys... DUH. Hot chick cheating on me, putoblue11. [but then I RE-READ the question, and you said "HE" , and it wasn't as much fun... ] Being chased around a kitchen table by a wolf while only in socks, or had to go through a cemetery of horror where all your family members are hung in pins? ^two points if you get the cartoon references
leg bitten off. you can always get a fake leg, but I dont wanna be blind. would you rather suck on a tampon with period blood or would you suck on a homeless mans finger after he put it completely in his butt?
meggo, what cartoons? You didn't notice your name in my post, plutoblue11 Dude. If you can stomach it, go see vampire solo dot com. That is totally effin' nasty, man... tampon for ME... I had to choose SOMETHING . Jump off a 3 story building with no restraints, or tumble down a 3-flight staircase...?
Sorry Clutch, but I need to watch my Rockets. Who would you rather listen to call Rocket's games: Fran Drescher or Stephen A. Smith?
Fran Drescher, at least she want be ranting like mad man and flaming players out of the blue. Her voice actually tolerable, when she is not hyped up. And she is actually kind of hot. 365 Days of being locked in cell with Barney the Dinosaur. 3.65 minutes ... I mean 4 minutes and 6 seconds in a cage with really hungry bengal tiger.
http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Fran-Drescher-Biography.htm/ what straight man wouldn't want to take that home, even if you had to make yourself deaf?
