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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RoxSqaud, May 27, 2008.

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  1. bladeage

    bladeage Member

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    Probably to the future. But wouldn't it be both? Since I would go to the future then have to come back to the present, which would technically be the past.
     
  2. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    How can you travel to the future, if it hasn't happened? C'mon, man... c'mon! Signed, FUTURE SWOLY.

    Travel to the Past. I can be there when OJ stabs his wife so there's proof and they don't interrupt the game with the Bronco chase... :(

    No MOUSE, or no KEYBOARD for a week?!?
     
  3. bladeage

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    No mouse, since you can use the keyboard like a mouse.

    Drinking a random woman's breast milk, or having a metal rod shoved down your pee-hole.
     
  4. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    Dude. That one's easy. Drinking the breast milk. :eek:

    Ya'll are dirty, so I am staying SFW:
    Getting your network hacked at work, or at home? :confused:
     
  5. Royals Ego

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    I don't get hacked.

    AND..... technically, you cannot do both okay? its my question, MY RULES. it's either PAST or FUTURE. thanx!

    Would you rather be a father and never have sex again, or have sex for the rest of your life and not be a father? (10 points if you get the reference)
     
  6. Butterfingers

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    easy. be a father and never have sex again. not having kids is horrible.
     
  7. GotGame15

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    Have sex for the rest of my life and not be a father (bioligically), but then ill just adopt later on :D


    Would you rather make out with another guy for 20 mins (assuming your a guy urself) and it being posted all over youtube with thousands of comments and 5 stars?

    OR

    Get ****ed in the ass by Shaq and nobody know about it other than just you and him?
     
  8. bladeage

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    LMFAO, this is the mother of all questions. I'm not going to answer it.
     
  9. RoxSqaud

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    Ill take shaq :( .......'
    Could you amagine being the guy who every body knows for kissing a guy..................That would suck


    But getting fu**ed by shaq would be worse but atleast i was the only one who knew.......
     
  10. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    I think everyone would know, you walk into work the next day and everyone is like "damn, how did that guy get torn in half, i guess Shaq sexed him"
     
  11. RoxSqaud

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    Yea but.............. Yea..........ouch
     
  12. RoxSqaud

    RoxSqaud Member

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    Would you rather

    (Who will dare answer)

    Suck John Stocktons d**k

    or

    Suck Karl Malone's d**k
     
  13. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Stockton, Malone spent all those years sucking him off so it's gotta be small right? Plus Malone is one dirty son of a beech.

    Would you rather poop your pants or ejaculate in your pants on your first date with your true love?
     
  14. Lady_Di

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    man this thread has turned into a nasty thread!

    would you rather to eat chicken instead of meat for life? vice versa...
     
  15. The Real Shady

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    I would rather ejaculate. It feels better and doesn't smell.


    Would you rather get beat up everyday and possibly killed in jail, or become someone's b****?
     
  16. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Killed in Jail, definitely

    Would you rather be a Rockstar or a pornstar?
     
  17. RoxSqaud

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  18. bnb

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    You guys are sick mothers..... :eek:

    I liked the "read the GARM after a loss or D&D before an election" (tweeked slightly by me).

    Some of the other suggestions makes me glad you guys are behind a keyboard rather then out in public.
     
  19. Royals Ego

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    oh man... toughie one here. I love chicken, especially fried chicken, but I get more options with meat. I'll go with meat. I love lamb kabobs way too much to give that up

    Would you rather be Lex Luther or Superman?
     
  20. RoxSqaud

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    Superman.....

    Would you rather be tinman or DaDakota
     

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