Kill Carlton Bang Paris Hilton Marry Tina Fey Karl Malone tea bag you OR get a " I heart Jazz" tatoo across your forhead
Good work Randy Orton, jeez, I think I'd get the tat, Karl is one dirty character, I wouldn't risk going near those things.
Bang Fey, Marry Hilton (then divorce. I don't have to screw her), Kill Carlton (I love the guy, but I'm not going to bang him). Nair your nuts or go down on Mimi from Drew Carry?
Damn. We're talking death here. Turn those lights down low and let the party begin. Paper cut or bite your tongue?
Paper cut Drink Milk from Hillary Swanks breasts or have sex with Lindsey Lohan (mean girls, not now).
somehow the bread will mask the fecal taste? drink the...gawd you sicko See your mom naked or your dad?
Dad, cause the images of my mom would make me sick, but my dad is nothing that you don't already see at the YMCA, i mean those old guys run around buck naked all the time it's disgusting but you build a tolerance to it. have sex with a pencil sharpener or stick four dry erase markers up your butt.
We were playing this once and a choice was "have sex with a monkey." His response was "Wait, is it a girl monkey or a boy monkey?" we bust out laughing.
My penis is much too big for a pencil sharpener so this is not possible. I guess if it could though I'd go with erasers in the butt. Would you rather draft Vince Young or Reggie Bush?
Vince Young since his YPC is higher, meaning he's the better RB. Would you rather toss Ethan Suplee's salad or have Bill Gates anally assault you on pay-per-view with 1,000 dollars compensation.
Would you rather... have and keep a life of everlasting wealth, fame and a constant/endless supply of tawdry sexual run-ins with the most beautiful, perfectly endowed, well figured, tarts of the entire world... or trade it all for what might be considered a much more meek life.. of struggle.. of meager means..with no guarantees or constant.. other than your would be true love..
damn man give me the money and the well endowed females are you kidding? but dont tell don cheadle. would you rather go without sexual contact from another person for a year or take a 50% reduction in salary for a year?
I make nothing as is, so reduction. Would you rather be in a porno, or find out your ex was in porno.
find out my ex was in porno. dump her and move on to a girl with self respect. would you stick baseball bats in Sharon Stone's holes OR smack the **** out of Bjork?
I'd rather smack the **** our of Bjork. Would you rather have Superman's powers, or the power to persuade anyone to do anything you say. Six away from greatness...
