granted you now have a great laptop that constantly crashes because of always looking at p*rn of Levonne masturbating and getting tons of spyware. i wish i had my own apartment and not have to live with my ex-girlfriend.
Granted but you die the next day you were rich ( you dont have to work anymore) I wish I can hear what women are thinking
Granted, but all you can hear is the women saying in their head, he's a good looking guy, but his d1ck is way too small. I wish for plain water to come in many different colours.
granted! but you are the one that has to rape his ass... i wish i never had to finish a major essay tonight
Your wish is granted, but It's February 2nd (Ground Hog Day) and you're a fictional character named Phil Connors that cannot have a life unless someone rewinds the VHS tape and plays the movie again... in which you have to live the same day over and over again. I wish all of you would make better responses that didn't involve homophobia, rape or violence towards fellow Rockets fans. (be creative)
Okay, you did it a year ago yesterday like the non-procrastinator you are, except you spilled all of your red bull on the print out, which then trickled across the table, down the power cord of your computer into the electrical outlet, shorting out the motherboard and erasing your hard drive while knocking off the power grid all the way to your college, cancelling school until after spring break where you met the love of your life and decided to elope and move to Latvia and play hockey for their US tying team in the next olympics... which was yesterday morning. I wish I had not seen this thread because this is addictive.
Granted, but their wishes were so revealing and intimate to you, that it shocked you to the point where you now question where you stand with them, and your sexuality.. I wish I was a concert pianist with supernatural powers..
Granted, but you can only play Chop Sticks over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over... I wish I had a puppy!
Alakazzam! Suddenly beams of bright light appear from the sky, all of the fan base for ClutchCity.net learn to love each other in a non-sexual, non-aggresive manner. Everyone on the Board decides to move to a commune on a tropical island to share the warmth and brotherhood/sisterhood of each other... Then one day Katrina (the Hurricane) part Deux hits the island destroying all food sources and water sources, Clutchcity is now turned into cannibalcity.net and we have to eat each other to stay alive! The strongest survive which is BigTexxx, because he can benchpress more than anyone else... I wish we could all just get along!
Granted - We all are given Yugos and race down the Los Angeles highways in fun only to be stopped by the LAPD and well, you know the rest. I wish I had a new car
Granted, but you sudden realized the you are from Krypton as well and you are reduced to a mouse of a man. I wish the Rockets would become champions this year!
