Game--I WISH

granted you now have a great laptop that constantly crashes because of always looking at p*rn of Levonne masturbating and getting tons of spyware.

i wish i had my own apartment and not have to live with my ex-girlfriend.

 

Granted - but your "apartment" is a box under a bridge.

I wish I was rich and didn't have to work.

 

Granted but you die the next day you were rich ( you dont have to work anymore)

I wish I can hear what women are thinking

 

Granted, but all you can hear is the women saying in their head, he's a good looking guy, but his d1ck is way too small.

I wish for plain water to come in many different colours.

 

Granted, but the water is from Mexico.

I wish for a night with Jessica Alba.

 

Granted! But the water is coming out of your toilet!
I wish Nyquill would get his ass rape

 

Granted! you will be doing her laundry that night.

 

granted! but you are the one that has to rape his ass...

i wish i never had to finish a major essay tonight

 

Your wish is granted, but It's February 2nd (Ground Hog Day) and you're a fictional character named Phil Connors that cannot have a life unless someone rewinds the VHS tape and plays the movie again... in which you have to live the same day over and over again.

I wish all of you would make better responses that didn't involve homophobia, rape or violence towards fellow Rockets fans. (be creative)

 

Okay, you did it a year ago yesterday like the non-procrastinator you are, except you spilled all of your red bull on the print out, which then trickled across the table, down the power cord of your computer into the electrical outlet, shorting out the motherboard and erasing your hard drive while knocking off the power grid all the way to your college, cancelling school until after spring break where you met the love of your life and decided to elope and move to Latvia and play hockey for their US tying team in the next olympics... which was yesterday morning.

I wish I had not seen this thread because this is addictive.

 

Granted, but you are now addicted to crack.

I wish for bigtexx or trader_J to post their wishes.

 

Granted, but their wishes were so revealing and intimate to you, that it shocked you to the point where you now question where you stand with them, and your sexuality..

I wish I was a concert pianist with supernatural powers..

 

Granted - We all are given Yugos and race down the Los Angeles highways in fun only to be stopped by the LAPD and well, you know the rest.

I wish I had a new car

 

Granted. Here's your Green YUGO! It's never been used!

I wish I had some Kryptonite.

 

Granted, but they become EATING champions and all get fat.

I wish knew which laptop to buy.

 

Granted, but there's no way in hell you can afford it.

I wish I was a pimp.

 

Granted, but your only ho is a slutty pot-bellied pig.

I wish I had x-ray vision.