granted, but you find out that its Aretha Franklins Bush instead,eeeek. I was I was like 6 foot 9....
Granted, but the Texans do not win a game for the next 75 years. I wish that I had girls begging to do unspeakable things to me.
Granted. But even so, you never get with Leoshi...and yes, she is still really fine. I wish U2 hadn't paid off the Grammy judges.
Granted, the Genii ponders and smiles... You wake up with a bunch of girls with 15 inch strap-ons standing around you, but you are bound in a Gimp Mask and Ball Gag.... I wish I have a Corvette!
Granted but you're dirt poor, homeless, and uneducated for the next 80 as well I wish the world was 100% peaceful.
Granted - but he wished that you never wished for his wish in the first place and the space-time continuum is torn into pieces and Doc never makes it out of the Old West. I wish I was a little bar of soap.
Poof, except you drop it in the shower at the YMCA, at that point you become a Gay Cowboy... Yee Hay I wish Anti-Sonic would make a wish as well!
granted, but your owner uses you to clean his crack and balls i wish for season tickets courtside to the rockets for the rest of my life.
Granted, but you only live until tomorrow morning. I wish that I will get a great raise in my next review.
granted - but the only "raise" you get is from a leather-clad man named bubba. i wish the vancouver canucks would win the stanley cup this year, and the next, and the one after that.
Granted, but you have to do their laundry for the rest of your life. I wish my headache would go away.
Granted but Megatron finally overpowers you and you are reduced to being a love slave for Starscream. I wish I was Natalie Portmans vibrator.
POOF! You are now Natalie Portman's vibrator...which she uses to assrape her transexual boyfriend, Levonne. I wish I had a nice laptop computer.
