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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Phi83, Feb 15, 2006.

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  1. Master Baiter

    Master Baiter Member

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    Granted, but all you can do is surf gay p*rn sites.
     
    #61 Master Baiter, Feb 15, 2006
  2. Mr. Brightside

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    Granted, but your credit cards are over their limit.

    I wish for two hot female midgets at the same time.
     
    #62 Mr. Brightside, Feb 15, 2006
  3. moestavern19

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    Granted, but all you get is Jennifer Love Hewitt cut in half.


    I wish Ted Kennedy and Tom Brady would fight to the death.
     
    #63 moestavern19, Feb 15, 2006
  4. Phi83

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    Granted, but they are cannibals and they eat you alive!

    I wish I was back in Houston!
     
    #64 Phi83, Feb 15, 2006
  5. rrj_gamz

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    Granted, but you must not hang out in Montrose as you always do...

    I wish I was the meat for the Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz Sandwich...
     
    #65 rrj_gamz, Feb 15, 2006
  6. Phi83

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    Granted, Ted and Tom after fighting day in and day out for weeks finally make up and become the first gay couple to occupy the Whitehouse, Ted is the first lady of course.

    I wish Metallica would come back in Concert!
     
    #66 Phi83, Feb 15, 2006
  7. nyquil82

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    Granted, you are now assraping Allan Houston.

    I wish the presidential elections was won on number of assrapings instead of votes.
     
    #67 nyquil82, Feb 15, 2006
  8. Stone Cold Hakeem

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    Granted, President NyQuil.

    I wish everyone realized what a tremendous talent Lionel Richie was.
     
    #68 Stone Cold Hakeem, Feb 15, 2006
  9. Fatty FatBastard

    Fatty FatBastard Member

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    Granted:

    Our new President:

    [​IMG]

    I wish I could have X-Ray vision
     
    #69 Fatty FatBastard, Feb 15, 2006
  10. Phi83

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    LMFAO!!! :D :D :D , I can't breath I am laughing so hard!!!

    Granted, but the vote is tainted because of the use of buttplugs!

    I wish I could assrape the Olsen Twins!
     
    #70 Phi83, Feb 15, 2006
  11. Phi83

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    Granted, but you can only view thru the cloths of 70+ year old men...

    I wish I could jump the tallest building in a single bound!
     
    #71 Phi83, Feb 15, 2006
  12. Mulder

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    Granted but james gets burned to a fiery crisp and this time runs over to that ass clown of a drummer and burns him up too. FIRE GOOD!

    I wish I didn't have to go to class tonight...
     
    #72 Mulder, Feb 15, 2006
  13. bnb

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    You can. It's the landing that's a b****.

    I wish i could finally complete my home reno's.
     
    #73 bnb, Feb 15, 2006
  14. Uprising

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    Granted, unfortunatley you splatter on the pavement on your way down.

    I wish the Rockets had a game tonight.
     
    #74 Uprising, Feb 15, 2006
  15. Phi83

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    You wish is my command, granted... You have to go to School all day Saturday and Sunday.

    I wish I could get a new Boat!
     
    #75 Phi83, Feb 15, 2006
  16. Uprising

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    Granted, you are now the proud owner of a brand new yellow Tuggy the "Tooting" Tug Boat bathtub play toy.

    I wish LOST was starting on TV right now.
     
    #76 Uprising, Feb 15, 2006
  17. nyquil82

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    granted, but you can't watch it because you are getting assraped.

    I wish I could assrape my work done.
     
    #77 nyquil82, Feb 15, 2006
  18. Phi83

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    Granted, but your penis is so small you have to pick it up with tweezers to get it into the holes in the 3 ring binder paper.

    I wish I could leave from work right now!
     
    #78 Phi83, Feb 15, 2006
  19. Stone Cold Hakeem

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    Granted. They desperately needed you at the p*rn shoot tonight. Penis doesn't fluff itself, ya know.

    I wish it were warmer outside.
     
    #79 Stone Cold Hakeem, Feb 15, 2006
  20. Phi83

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    Granted, You feel warmer, but that is because someone just farted in your face.

    I wish the Texans drafted Reggie Bush!
     
    #80 Phi83, Feb 15, 2006
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