Poof, but you are the biggest nerd in school and nobody likes you because of your personal hygene habits are aweful. I wish the Texans would draft Vince Young!
Granted, but you still couldn't get a date to the senior prom.... I wish I finished my engineering degree instead of my tech degree
Granted, but the Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson cruise on the scene and bust a cap in the poor beast. I wish it was Friday.
Granted but you destroy the space time continuem and reality itself. I wish the world underwent an infectious zombie attack (straight zombies).
Granted, but Andre Johnson is traded to the Jaguars for Tony Boselli's recently discovered jock strap and Vince's #1 target is Corey Bradford. Oh, and I wish Al Davis would sell the Raiders
Poof, your wish is granted, except the pony has a affinity to you and tries to hump you everytime you go outside. I wish I was a little bit taller!
Granted, but your arms and legs and everything else stayed the same length I wish my job is closer to home
Granted, you finish your engineering degree but the job market sucks and the only job you can get is as a custodial engineer. I wish I was back in Houston!
Granted, but it was my new pet, a real donkey I wish that I wouldn't have to wait most of the week for the next episode of "24"
Granted, Raiders get sold, and all of Oakland riots for 10 weeks strait, Silcon Valley is in ruins and the tech market crashes... I wish the Astros would win the World Series!
Granted, but the team was purchased and moved by Bud Adams before the season began. I wish I could find cheaper tickets to the Rockets games (better seats too)
Granted, but the panther assrapes you. I wish assraping wasn't the predominant fear of most people here.
Granted, but the Genii has Dyslexia and doesn't understand your request exactly, so he turns you into a Fecal Partner; you and your boyfriend take turns taking giant dumps in each others mouths! I wish the Astros would win the World Series!
Granted, not the predominant fear of most people on the board is getting AIDS by answering your posts. I wish the Cowboy would loss every year!
Granted, but then they transform into the greatest dynasty in sports history, wining 20 straight superbowls and causing the NFL to fold due to lack of competition. Adams is heralded as the greatest owner in sports history and with the wealth he has acquired from his Cowboys venture, manages to purchase and relocate every Houston franchise up to Dallas. I wish the Whalers never left Hartford (NHL).
Granted, but he officially changes the name to Cowgirls and turns in the jerseys for the Cheerleaders outfits. I wish my computer would start working again.
