Alkazzam, You have a 1967 Aston Martin DB6 owned by a mob boss, the moment you start it, it explodes. I wish I was the President of the United States
Poof, your rich, but it was all in Enron Stock and Junk bonds and now you are more poor that when you started wishing. I wish I was a Bald Eagle!
Granted, but you have to watch two gay cowboys have sex from your perch on Brokeback Mountain! I wish I had a farm of hot latinas!
POOF! but your VP is Trader_Jorge and the head of congress is andymoon. I wish that the rockets win in the finals for the next ten years.
Granted, but they'll be wearing those horrid pinstriped unis while doing so. i wish evrything i wished for came true
granted, your wish to spend a night with Rosie O'Donnel and lover is granted... I still wish I had a farm of hot latinas....
POOF! The Rockets franchise moves to Salt Lake City to replace the newly-relocated New Orleans Jazz, and win in the finals for the next ten years. I wish the Texans would trade David Carr for a decent linesman and draft Vince Young.
Granted, but its the Harlem Rockets girls basketball team, but they are damn good! I wish I had a new computer...
Granted, but the Genii's spanish sucks, so he turns you into a hot tamale. Edit: Damn Frontrowjoe beat me to it... (I wish the Texans would pick VY!) I wish the Astros would get Miguel Tejada!
kapow. You have a brand new ant farm stocked with South American fire ants that escape and eat you in your sleep. I wish I didn't have a tummy ache.
granted, your stomach is pumped after a night of Rod Stewart like activites I wish Stromile Swift would go to the Wizard, and be granted a brain....
Granted, but the farm is actually a big fire pit where latinos get cooked...you become the next Hitler.
granted, you develop genital herpes and your third arm falls off, UH OH! I wish The Simpsons would get a damn movie!
Akazamm, The Simpson get a movie, but it stars the olsen twins and barney... I wish I was ReggieTodd!
Granted, but the truck delivering the film gets into an accident and burns up. I wish I could go back to my senior year of highschool.