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Game--I WISH

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Phi83, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. Phi83

    Phi83 Contributing Member

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    I WISH!
    Okay, here's the deal. The person above you makes a wish ("I wish I had a banana!"), and then the person below grants your wish, and then wishes something else, but here's the fun part: Your wish is messed up!

    Example: Billy Bob----I wish I had a banana.
    Sally----Granted, but the banana tastes bad. I wish I had a ticket to a concert.
    Mario----Granted, but it's a Barney concert. I wish....


    Let the game begin!

    Phi83---I wish I was a Baller!
     
  2. JeeberD

    JeeberD Contributing Member

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    Granted...you now start in male-on-male porn.

    I wish I would finish college.
     
  3. Master Baiter

    Master Baiter Contributing Member

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    Granted...now start working to pay it off.

    I wish I had a rabbit, in a hat, with a bat.
     
  4. pirc1

    pirc1 Contributing Member

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    Granted. You now just graduated from the college for the mentally challenged.

    I wish I knew the poweball ball number for next week.
     
  5. JeeberD

    JeeberD Contributing Member

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    Heh, working 40 hrs/wk without having to go to school as well would be bliss! :D
     
  6. Mulder

    Mulder Contributing Member

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    Granted, but you lose the ticket.

    I wish I was done with law school.
     
  7. macalu

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    Granted - you missed the lottery by two numbers.

    I wish I could date Lacey Chabert.
     
  8. Master Baiter

    Master Baiter Contributing Member

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    Granted...but you never pass the bar exam.

    I wish I could come up with something more witty.
     
  9. Mulder

    Mulder Contributing Member

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    Granted, but you are impotent and develop hidden penis syndrome.
     
  10. macalu

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    ^^^ugh, you are cruel.
     
  11. RunninRaven

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    Granted, now Sandra Bernhartd takes a liking to you.

    I wish I was a fish.
     
  12. nyquil82

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    Bam! but you are a jesus fish on the back of a yellow Hummer driven by a soccer mom.

    I wish I had a photographic memory.
     
  13. Phi83

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    Granted--Except that you have come down with Alzheimers and forget what you were going to say as well as who you are and your pants!

    I wish I was a Sumo Wrestler.
     
  14. pirc1

    pirc1 Contributing Member

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    Granted. But now you are over 1000 pounds and cannot get out of the bed.

    I wish I can play the piano.
     
  15. Mulder

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    Granted, but your fingers are cut off in a freak meat grinder incident.

    I wish I was a Dean already.
     
  16. Phi83

    Phi83 Contributing Member

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    Poof--Except that your only memory is getting butt raped by a 100 burly bikers with genitial warts the size of dimes on their peckers, but the memory is photographic.

    I wish I was Bill Gates!
     
  17. FrontRowJoe

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    Granted, but the release of Windows Vista becomes a boondoggle that costs you your entire fortune. And you get syphillis.

    I wish I had an 1967 Aston Martin DB6.
     
  18. Buck Turgidson

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    Done, but you've been blind since birth.
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    Granted - You're now Jimmy Dean's illegitimate son.

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    I wish I were "Big".
     
  20. Stone Cold Hakeem

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    Granted, you're now Tom Hanks as a prepubescent 13 year old

    I wish I was a legendary rock star already.
     

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