Oh. It's not easy getting rides. Do you know what I mean? I mean most people are real afraid to pick up hitchhikers. I mean you never know who you might pick up. I mean I could be some crazed slime ball. I mean a real derranged, violent, psycho. You know what I mean? I mean a guy who would rip out your heart and eat it just for pleaaasure. I'm talking about a total maniac. You know what I mean. You know what I mean.
"Look I’m not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to a childhood lover who she’d last seen on a deserted island and who turned out 15 years later to be the leader of the French underground."
Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video. Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs. Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going. Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man? Ted: I would go for the 7. Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk. Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that? Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B". Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh? [Hitchhiker convulses] Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted: That - good point. Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted: Why? Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're ****in' fired!
naked gun 33 1/3? or is that 2 1/2? another great top secret one... - Thats a beautiful name. What does it mean? - those whose bosoms defy gravity. What does your name mean, Nick? - Nothing. My father just thought of it shaving.
[Shooting basketball] Let it rain! Bounces off the backboard.. White chocolate! CLANK.. Teardrop! Air ball..
Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big ****** floatin' cupcake?" Heh. How about one that spits tobacco??
-Do you have asteroids? - no, but my dad does. Sometimes they are so bad he cant even sit on the toilet.
Cabin Boy...****ING AWESOME MOVIE "Needle Ned? Ned the Head? I dated your sister for a while before you told me to stop."
[after tasting the punch, which the Knights have urinated in] It does have a little wang to it. Good, though.
That is correct. The second one was also a Nick Cage movie, though it was a different movie and someone else saying the line. I can't believe I can't figure out the U2 one. I will guess the Commitments.
