Are you German?? Listen honey, I only speak two languages. English and bad English. Sir, are you classified as human? Ah, negative. I am a meat Popsicle.
"Ah yes. I have my temporary driver's license - and - my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth."
"Were you watching... Spank-travision?! Or maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian oooohh what's his name... BUDDY-Whack-it?? ..Saaaaay.. that's a pretty girl out there.. I wonder if she goes out with one of the Yankees???? "
My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!