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[Game] Funny Movie Quotes

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ima_drummer2k, Jun 14, 2007.

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  1. Davidoff

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    Monty Python for the first.. I think that Steve Martin move with the talking brain in the jar for the second one, but I'm not sure..

    Edit.. The Man with Two Brains??
     
  2. Davidoff

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    Another one..

    Man1/ Is my tie straight?

    Man2/ Sure

    Man1/ Yeah, but is it straight?

    Man2/ It's fine

    Man1/ BUT IS IT STRAIGHT??

    Man2/ Your tie is fine...

    Man1/ It doesn't feel straight..
     
  3. ima_drummer2k

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    Swingers?

    "Nice shot son! It's important to be supportive. Come on lets sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, Diarrhea - "
     
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  4. Davidoff

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    Nope, it's from the 80's..
     
  5. Rocketman95

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    Parenthood?

    Weird Science, Davidoff?
     
  6. Davidoff

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    Parenthood is my guess too..

    RM, that's not it, but it has Gene Wilder in it..
     
  7. ima_drummer2k

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    Yep, Parenthood.

    No idea about the tie line except that it ain't Weird Science.
     
  8. Davidoff

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    The tie one is...

    LINK

    Another one..

    Todd: Well, something had to come through the window! Something had to break the stereo!
    Margo: And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*?
    Todd: I don't *know*, Margo!
     
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    Xmas Vacation!
     
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    Woman: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
    Younger man: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.
     
  11. Davidoff

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    Prime?
     
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    Nope.
     
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    Rushmore
     
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    Nice, I cant believe I missed that one.. I love Rushmore..
     
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    There you have it.
     
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    My Freshmen year I threw 176 touchdown passes. My sophomore year I ran in 14 myself... with a sprained ankle, a broken phalange, a ruptured duodenum, and a sub dermal hematoma.
     
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    no. they were both monty python holy grail, i think thats probably my all time fav comedy. I watched that thing multiple times a week from age 10-20.

    the second quote was the witch scene. I just think its hilarious the first thing blurted out was brains.
     
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    not another teen movie
     
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    "I was getting there! I had my hand under her shirt!"
    "Hear that, he was 'getting there'. Son, you wouldn't even know what to do if you got there."
     
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    Not another teen movie..

    Keeping up with the Rushmore thing..

    Ethan, what is this, is this a hair doll?

    I didn't make that! It fell out of your hair that way!
     

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