Monty Python for the first.. I think that Steve Martin move with the talking brain in the jar for the second one, but I'm not sure.. Edit.. The Man with Two Brains??
Another one.. Man1/ Is my tie straight? Man2/ Sure Man1/ Yeah, but is it straight? Man2/ It's fine Man1/ BUT IS IT STRAIGHT?? Man2/ Your tie is fine... Man1/ It doesn't feel straight..
Swingers? "Nice shot son! It's important to be supportive. Come on lets sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, Diarrhea - "
The tie one is... LINK Another one.. Todd: Well, something had to come through the window! Something had to break the stereo! Margo: And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*? Todd: I don't *know*, Margo!
Woman: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me? Younger man: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.
My Freshmen year I threw 176 touchdown passes. My sophomore year I ran in 14 myself... with a sprained ankle, a broken phalange, a ruptured duodenum, and a sub dermal hematoma.
no. they were both monty python holy grail, i think thats probably my all time fav comedy. I watched that thing multiple times a week from age 10-20. the second quote was the witch scene. I just think its hilarious the first thing blurted out was brains.
"I was getting there! I had my hand under her shirt!" "Hear that, he was 'getting there'. Son, you wouldn't even know what to do if you got there."
Not another teen movie.. Keeping up with the Rushmore thing.. Ethan, what is this, is this a hair doll? I didn't make that! It fell out of your hair that way!