"How's the plumbing here? Oh, I'm sure its fine...It's just i've been eating a lot of cheese lately" same movies
Easy. Uncle Buck. Let's keep a John Candy theme here. "Well, why don't you just blow the whole family out your ass while your at it, dad?"
"I'd like to order a Diablo Burger and a Dr. Pepper, and i'm in goddamm hurry...i'm in hot pursuit.."
Summer Rental? I'll stick with Candy as well: "Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!"
lol. man i love john candy. "No one is blowing anything out of their ass" ok more candy. "they are actually filled with helium, so they are very light"
Maybe my favorite line of all-time: "There's no way, no WAY that you came from my loins...Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth." Actually, my favorite comedic line of all-time is when the guy asks the dude what the bowling ball is and he responds, "Obviously, you're not a golfer". When I'm looking for my next significant other, that's their first test. If they laugh at that line, they're in for at least three more dates.
lol. Bufford T. Justice in hot pursuit! imagine the protests now in days with jokes like slapping mommas BTW, you got the helium quote right?
The first one is Nick Cage from Valley Girl. Anyone who watches all the 80's movies on TV Saturday afternoons knows that. Here's a softball: "Is this the band then? Betcha U2 are sh*ttin' themselves."
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ... Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.... Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. aso What floats on water? Brains! very small rocks.
