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[GAME] Do you dare to answer above question?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by stonecold999, Dec 15, 2009.

  1. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Gasoline solvent and a plastic dropsheet. Good clean Christian sex.
     
  2. RedRowdy111

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    My junk gets wet, by something other than tap water.

    Have you ever had sex driving down the road?
     
  3. rezdawg

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    Male part + female part = sex.

    When was the last time you had cyber sex?
     
  4. finalsbound

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    Not intercourse.

    Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were changing or showering?
     
  5. Nero

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    What, I don't understand the question.

    Have I ever cheated WITH a prostitute?

    You mean she had to be cheating too, at the same time?

    Cheating on what, my taxes? Monopoly? RISK? Answering polls?

    And did I have to know she was a prostitute? What if, during the few times in life I actually cheated at something, there happened to also be a prostitute there too who was also cheating, but I didn't KNOW she was a prostitute? Does that count? Or what if the H&R Block lady happened to also be a prostitute on the side?

    All I can say is, maybe yes maybe no.
     
  6. basso

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    so a bottle of Jurgens + vacuum cleaner and you've had sex?
     
  7. robbie380

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    pix or it didn't happen!
     
  8. Al Calavicci

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    you just blew my mind
     
  9. RedRowdy111

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    Just my chick, but never any creepy window stalker stuff.

    Have you ever farted during sex?
     
  10. RedRowdy111

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    You offering? Your Kirby or my Dirt Devil?
     
  11. thadeus

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  12. stonecold999

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    no, I have not.

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  13. basso

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    i suspect you've got a dust buster.
     
  14. GRENDEL

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    Yes.

    What's the crazest thing a chicks ever done with you in the bed?
     
  15. Al Calavicci

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    I no dust buster any more!

    [​IMG]
     
  16. stonecold999

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    Butt Sex

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  17. Uprising

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    Crazy? Not sure if this is crazy, but more so surprised me. I woke up with her riding my morning wood.....

    Will Texas weather ever just stay one temp or the other during winter?
     
  18. cson

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    To the original question : I've never been married to a prostitute, so no.
     
  19. basso

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    have sex with her husband.

    will moes win miss world popular queen?
     
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    Yes, I have already been crowned Internet Popular Queen 2009, my campaign is ready to go global.


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