[GAME] Do you dare to answer above question?

Gasoline solvent and a plastic dropsheet. Good clean Christian sex.

 

My junk gets wet, by something other than tap water.

Have you ever had sex driving down the road?

 

Male part + female part = sex.

When was the last time you had cyber sex?

 

Not intercourse.

Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were changing or showering?

 

What, I don't understand the question.

Have I ever cheated WITH a prostitute?

You mean she had to be cheating too, at the same time?

Cheating on what, my taxes? Monopoly? RISK? Answering polls?

And did I have to know she was a prostitute? What if, during the few times in life I actually cheated at something, there happened to also be a prostitute there too who was also cheating, but I didn't KNOW she was a prostitute? Does that count? Or what if the H&R Block lady happened to also be a prostitute on the side?

All I can say is, maybe yes maybe no.

 

so a bottle of Jurgens + vacuum cleaner and you've had sex?

 

pix or it didn't happen!

 

you just blew my mind

 

Just my chick, but never any creepy window stalker stuff.

Have you ever farted during sex?

 

You offering? Your Kirby or my Dirt Devil?

 

Fifth.

 

i suspect you've got a dust buster.

 

Yes.

What's the crazest thing a chicks ever done with you in the bed?

 

I no dust buster any more!

 

Crazy? Not sure if this is crazy, but more so surprised me. I woke up with her riding my morning wood.....

Will Texas weather ever just stay one temp or the other during winter?

 

To the original question : I've never been married to a prostitute, so no.

 

have sex with her husband.

will moes win miss world popular queen?

 

Yes, I have already been crowned Internet Popular Queen 2009, my campaign is ready to go global.


Have you ever jerked off to naked Pictures of Erin Esurance?