Story so far One day the world finally ended. Then God created, evolution and Darwinism, no intelligent design, no Adam and Flying Spaghetti Monster and Sura fainted and Yo Yao said it summertime, people suppose get horny maybe maybe no Stockton and Malone slept together in never got rings and never will because they suck big old balls not that there’s are two inches Bush and Cheney propositioned a cow wasn’t that Clinton Cow was Hillary Hillary was hot, Tripp was not Cheney had a today I aggressively punched a midget but the midget could shoot 3’s but could not draw a foul Vince Young is not a midget Carr punched Vince in the gonads but Daryl Dawkins has bigger gonads Orange is in, but pink is out what about blue get a clue everyone stoo foo what does Stoo mean to you doggie doo doo in other words I am at a school for babies heretofore insomuchasI great bolshy yarblockos this is wack after reading this Uprising slept deeply Clockwork Orange Movie in the warm bed of nails steven segal sucks because of Yao once Chuck Norris whale trigger ranch dressing the end. Ate my balls, salty sweaty little delicious boiled peanuts makes poop crunchy in my pants. Snakes on a Plane that Samuel Jackson sure screws Chuck Norris dad, got roundhouse kicked, in the crotch ouch ouch ouch with roller skates from a cop El Coppo Grande and Rony Seikaly got stabbed by Nicole’s real killer who wasn’t O.J but Steven Segal with Kelly LeBrock who’s now fat Star Jones fat? I wished Lohan would eat more. TJ and Bigtexxx threads derail when rushhour comes in starts eating babies but that’s selfish unless you are Mexican or a nun or Mike Tyson or Steven Segal or Mr Meowgi or Star Jones or Barney Fife or Chuck Norris because he is like flowers from a chocolate city like Willy Wonka’s certified organic produce **** **** **** Laughing out loud but crying inside is Manny Ramiraz Who's Manny Ramiraz? who's mike jones? a human being Who made who? **** chuck Norris you already did Artie Lange revealed that chuck Norris loves Manny Ramirez when he gets you mean ManRam between the Lions 75% sale, express badger badger badger Yells Manny Ramirez who pees on Yao’s big toe has severely weakened the world below because God said he hates America and loves the Virgin Saint Mary, and counter strike. Jesus are you, coming back soon Genital Infection Fetish is only for in before lock wanks without crabs lets do this hard and long like my schlong and my nipples I got nickels and Yao’s toes hit the wall and bounce off Howard grabs them and sees they’re out of ideas. Thus Richard Simmons grabs their lumps and wiped the hump on his romp are you retarted. Uprising can’t count and loves to take glamour shots, with his hairy gonads gone wild I don’t wanna grab any gonads that taste like mocha ice cream but I’d enjoy munging Lucy Lawless while getting Luther Vandross back to fighting evil ninjas Nair is for nads and not for pink sea monkeys who love to smEll[e] woods and eat dirty Pampers full of beautiful masturbating little puny Too many edits will make you look very stupid My little pony is so gay, I mean cheerful, not like homo who loves elmo. Master P’s son brings out the best pillow biters without teeth. Sometimes, a gold grill attracts the ladies with gum disease, T-Mac for 3 Bruce Bowen faints because he just found out he can’t shoot Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his mom, I’d hit it, in the pooper. For me to end this thread die die die Ha Bejezus Fatty is lacking humor or semiferous tubules Fatty follow directions! Or maybe this will never end like Rockets losing or Vince Young jock riding. How does Reggie Bush do that thing with Tigers wife in Lime Jello in hot days only when she gives him a sucker and chocolate shaped like a dildo with teeth is not a plane is a isa with bell game over man game just started SWOLY DEEZ NUTS saying deez nuts a free post what he said will they lock I don’t know I love steak lamb is better just had fajitas with Eddie Vedder whats in your wallet Capitol One the no hassle up David Spade and fat kids swollen rectums that are blocked by not only corn but big fat Chris Farleys tongue since death when it turned blue. Like a huge cookie robbin Monster CD player Manny, once upon a Vaseline coated emu that Moes mounted and muaythai kicked Tong po upside downside backside and in and out through and through and through again where the hell is this game going I couldn’t find Carmen San Diego in my hardcore pornographic magazines that I jack off to whem the Rockets are jacking up shots in go go bars then Mutumbo stands as he sexes Bigtexxx and TJ, Kimbo Slice faints funniest page yet even though funniest page maybe maybe not some gross hyperbole not seen since being derailed by three ducks and Magnus von Magnerson who ate 17 babies for his Canadian specialty the ride ride turkey with heaping amounts then George Clinton sexed Bill Bush until Laura Rodham smoked with Monica his skin harmonica which tasted like something like Hannukah gin and tonic-ah hah which was Dale the skirt man who shaves his moms back hair ? asked Karla Malone cussed in chatroom banned for life for this thread Kimbo needs bread right said thread I’m too sexy for this thread Swoly in bed no recap possible while playing with stale cheez wiz I love Pezz specially the one tastes like viagra for four hours like Genesises Sega you people suck you’re outta order wheres the punctuation
