Smooth, man. Really smooth. Seriously, though, If I may quote from the Book of Joe, Chapter 6, Verse 9: "Thou shalt not tap the ass of thy neighbors woman, lest thy scrotum be beset upon by locusts." Here endeth the lesson.
The advice you see on this bbs... I'm going to have to either: -never ask this bbs for any kind of advice, or -ask and then do the exact opposite of whatever everyone says. (and now I have that "OPP" song in my head...)
I turned down suspicious tail once or twice - and after meeting my wife I don't regret it. How would you like to meet the woman of your dreams...and then have to tell her that you have herpes or something? I still wonder what it would have been like though.
It's your life, but just consider that the way you're talking about this woman makes it seem like you would want it more than once. With her having a bf and whatnot, things could get real complicated for yourself. She's obviously looking to have some fun, and isn't really considering how things can complicate themselves. If anything, go and liste to Britney Spears' song "Oops I did it Again"
this case is pretty much closed. thanks for the heart felt advice and encouragements. hehehe between the both of us, she probably have alot more to lose then me. her bf is also the owner of the resturant she works at. not to mention, they've been going out for 5 years and their families are close. it is kinda weird hearing some of these responses. i don't take it personally of course, but hearing her being called a slut is strange . "oops i did it again.. play with your heart... something, something, blah, blah.... i'm not that innocent"
dude you're from the homersexual capital of the world, fba would totally be able to own you on a comeback reply
I think it's kinda weird too. Just because some chick constantly get wasted out of her mind and invites guys to her place when she has a boyfriend doesn't means she's a slut. People are so judgemental...
Urbandictionary.com Slut: 1. a woman with the morals of a man 2. Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. She will give him a sympathy **** either because someone asked her to or she just has to **** everyone she knows. These are great people, and without them sex crimes would definitly increase. Thank you slut, where ever you are. "Dude, did you get laid after the party." No, I f***** Megan, the slut." ...10. A chick that will spread her legs for anything of the male species. They also use their looks to get what they want...and if a guy wont do what they want they are then labeled 'gay' by the slut. But..other that the looseness...sluts give ok sex. Oh yes...Men who are sluts are actually called 'pimps' because i guess if a guy sleeps with whatever it shows manliness. ...29. a slut is what your mom was before she met your dad Little Kid - "Mom, what were you before you and daddy got together?" Mom - "Oh, I didn't do much but people tell me I got around."
If she is very hot, and she asks you to do it, ask her if she is sure to do that if she says yes go for it!!
Here's what it would have been like, from Encyclopaedia Brittanica: Infection caused by herpes simplex virus. Type II, transmitted mostly through sexual contact, causes genital blisters, which rupture, becoming very painful. Oral sex can give either type the chance to infect the usual site of the other. In both types, the virus remains after symptoms end and can reactivate, causing blisters to reappear.
hmm.. now i'm starting to feel like i'm running in the special olympics. i never said she invites guyS to her place. i've know her for a year and that's the first time she's mention something like that to me. i'm thinking it's a more of a mistake on her part. girls are allowed that aren't they? people are judgemental and so am i. i'm also not the most chivalrous guy out there and trust me, as soon as they break up, i'm be the vulture feeding on her emotional rebound.
What you should do is really scare her. Call her up, and demand that she break up with her bf, because you want to get married to her. Tell her that you got some rings, so that you can propose. Tell her you will be at her place in 15 minutes, and that you have never known love until now. Then open up to any shakespearean play and start reading from it in a very romantic voice. It doesn't matter if it is a violent bloodbath scene, because I doubt she will know the difference. Also you may want to read the stage directions as well. Keep reading for at least 10 minutes. Tell her that you know it will be a difficult married life at first, but that with the love you feel for her, and are sure she feels for you, that you two will have a love that can beat the odds.
Young grasshopper, one must walk before one can run... In other words, you did the right thing...Nah, you should have hit it...
i just love the wonderful stipulations set forth by alot of you. as long as you don't know the b/f, it's okay to hit it? and i'm sure it's the same guys who say cheating on your SO is wrong.
If the guy is your friend, don't hit it, if he isn't then its fair game as long as she isn't married. U were drunk, had a chance with a hot chick, turned it down, then came to the INTERNET to talk about it? Oh dear god.
