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Funny or Colorful Insults

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Pipe, Jul 24, 2008.

  1. Pipe

    Pipe Contributing Member

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    So for some reason I find myself looking up Mexican swear words on the internet :eek: ;) , and I come across some pretty funny insults, such at this one:

    Tu hermano no tiene la ingle - Your brother has no groin

    Some seemed pretty lethal. I triple dog dare you to use this one:

    Yo cago en la leche de tu puta madre - I **** in your whore mother's milk

    Personally, I have always liked dumb as a sack of hammers.

    I am curious about weird or colorful insults in other languages. Please post them and their translations. :eek: :eek:

    :)
     
  2. AroundTheWorld

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    Regarding this thread...

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  3. JD2010

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    Eat a dick and die.

    English.
     
  4. Breaker

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    Colorful insult.... you mean black jokes?

    racist?
     
  5. Cannonball

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    NSFW - language

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  6. mrm32

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    Ice-T is that you?
     
  7. HAYJON02

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    Firefly has a bunch of great ones in Mandarin. For some reason you can say anything as long as it isn't in English.
     
  8. BrieflySpeaking

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    first of all, your insults are really weird. :confused:
     
  9. BetterThanI

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    DANG, you beat me to it. That's the exact one I was going to post. Nice one, Cannonball. Louis CK is one of my favorites.
     
  10. Rocket River

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    "Ugly as a jar Full of smashed a**holes"

    Rocket River
     
  11. Jugdish

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    I once read that there was an old Arab curse, something like, "I hope your left ear falls into your right pocket."
     
  12. grummett

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    I always liked this one from Major League: "How's your wife and my kids?"
     

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