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[FUNNY] Jared Allen Signs Fan's DUI Citation

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rockets34Legend, Jul 11, 2007.

  1. Rockets34Legend

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    http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/07/11/jared-allen-signs-fans-dui-citation/

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    Here's something that many fans will find funny and Roger Goodell will find anything but.

    Chiefs defensive end Jared Allen has been in lots of off-field trouble. He has two drunk driving convictions on his record, and he's suspended for the first four games of this season. He's probably in commissioner Goodell's Top 5 least favorite NFL players.

    And now Arrowhead Pride has posted this DUI citation, which a Chiefs fan got signed by Allen. Here's how the fan got it:

    I've been meaning to post this for a while now. A friend of mine got a DUI a while back and somehow managed to get the ticket signed by Jared Allen. Say what you will about the man, but that's just classic and commendable poor taste.

    There's no word on when Allen signed it, or whether he knew it was a DUI citation when he signed it. It's entirely possible that Allen was at an event where dozens of fans were shoving papers in his face and he was signing everything without looking at it.

    But I wouldn't be surprised if Goodell gives Allen a call and tells him that he finds nothing funny about this.
     

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