Schizo> I once knocked out a toddler with a door. Wasn't funny at the time, but it's hilarious now lol sleepbu> i almost frostbitereered my nuts last night sleepbu> since we're being honest sleepbu> it was a hot night sleepbu> bag was all hot and sweaty sleepbu> thought i'd try out my can of duster sleepbu> compressed gas sleepbu> little did i know that **** comes out as liquid if it's upside down sleepbu> drip drip *freeze* OMG WORLD OF PAIN WORLD OF PAIN WORLD OF PAIN --------------- wangsta`> damnit wangsta`> how the **** do i turn that off wangsta`> everytime someone pastes a link it pops up @Ele|HW> oh? @Ele|HW> http://www.goatse.cx wangsta`> I ****ING HATE YOU link DEFINITELY NSFW ------------------ ReWom> IRC is full of sexy and beautiful people, they just send you the wrong pictures. --------------- Erdage> WTF dude help me, i have lost my d**k!!! DakuTenshi> What are you talking about? Erdage> help me daku, it's missing! DakuTenshi> Erdage... you are drunk right? Erdage> Err.. no... DakuTenshi> Yes you are Erdage> WTF??? How do you know? DakuTenshi> Erdage, you are a girl...
One more +k\o\w> for some reason, ever since I was a young kid I wanted to hatch an egg +k\o\w> I would steal them from the fridge +k\o\w> and put them under my ass for hours +k\o\w> but they never hatched +k\o\w> and I would cry
I know this is old. I know most of you have seen this. It's still a funny read. bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me b****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby?
