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Funny Houston High School Team Names

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jeff, Aug 18, 2010.

  1. thadeus

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  2. SamFisher

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    I remember Brazosport was the Exporters.
     
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    All I know is that we used to get in trouble when we played Strake Jesuit. We'd make signs that said stuff like:

    Crucify the Crusaders
    Impale the Crusaders
    Persecute the Crusaders
    Torment the Crusaders
    Pillage the Crusaders
    Massacre the Crusaders
    Nail the Crusaders
    Execute the Crusaders
    Bedevil the Crusaders
    Torture the Crusaders

    The signs would always get torn down before the game, we'd get a stern talking to from the principal, and only have lame signs up like "Beat Strake (which we tried to write in a way that made the "a" in Strake look like an "o").
     
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    My father was a Gander. I was an Oak Ridge War Eagle. :confused:
     
  6. ryan17wagner

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    That's the greatest nickname in the entire state. And it's an appropriate mascot for the area.
     
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    what's that about Klein Collins....I went there and we were the Klein Collins Tigers not Greyhounds
     
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    nimitz cougars?
     
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    From Oregon- Tillamook Cheesemakers.
     
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    Cypress Farm Bobcats
     
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    I graduated from Klein where we were the Bearkats. don't know if that animal actually exists, although we did have what looked like a big stuffed badger they called a real bearkat.
     
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    All the schools I attended had boring names (Raiders, Knights, Buffalo)
     
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    Bearkats exist...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binturong

    ^Thank me later :grin:
     
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    Graduated from Ganderville, but started out a Groton Zebra. Football jerseys were black with white stripes across. Actually refused to say my old school's mascot, flashbacks from getting called "oreo" every day of junior high.
     
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    There is a high school near my house, and they are called the North East Grape Pickers. I think this rivals many of the names you guys have posted.
     
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    Man, that one is really hilarious.
     
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    hells yeah purple pups FTW!
     
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