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Funny (Clean) Songs

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Iron McFist, Nov 12, 2003.

  1. Iron McFist

    Iron McFist Member

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    Okay, so I have a project in Spanish where we have to find.. really weird clothes and put on a type of fashion show, pointing everything out and all that good stuff. We can have music playing in the background, so I thought I would ask the board for some help.

    I have some of the.. usual crowd-pleasers (MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, etc.), but it's going to be pretty long so any help is appreciated.
     
  2. red

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    fashion show you say...hands down..."i'm too sexy"
     
  3. Iron McFist

    Iron McFist Member

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    Heh, got that one, but thanks :)
     
  4. droxford

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    The chicken dance
    dogs wuffing jingle bells
    the Benny Hill show theme music (rest in peace)
    theme music from Monty Python's flying circus

    -- droxford
     
  5. vj23k

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    hmmm...the goofy, ignored by rap community rappers? Will Smith? The guy who does "Baby got Back."

    I'm guessing 2 Live Crew would be too raunchy for this.
     
  6. mr_gootan

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    Just loop the jingle for the Fanta Girls' commercial.
    "Fanta, Fanta, got to have the Fanta, Fanta"
     
  7. Master Baiter

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    The Greatest Song of All Time:

    My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry

    When I was a little biddy boy
    My grandma bought me a cute little toy
    Two Silver bells on a string
    She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

    When I was little boy In Grammar school
    Always went by the very best rule
    But Evertime the bell would ring
    You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

    Once while climbing the garden wall,
    Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
    I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
    But I held on to My ding-a-ling

    Once while swimming cross turtle creek
    Man them snappers right at my feet
    Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
    with both hands holding my dingaling

    Now this here song it ain't so bad
    Prettiest little song that you ever had
    And those of you who will not sing
    must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling



    I heard this done on karaoke at a bar about two weeks ago and it was so damn funny because the guy was blasted. He would slur the words and do hip thrusts when we would sing (read yell) My Ding-A-Ling. I think it would be a awesome in Spanish.
     
  8. Austin70

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    When I think of funny songs, I thing of "The Streak" by Ray Stevens, songs by MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice aren't funny, but kind of lame.
     
  9. Summer Song Giver

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    Don't know if it would be appropriate or not but look on kazaa for "The Assuming Song"
     
  10. A-Train

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    Have we forgotten the man that perfected the funny song, Weird Al?? Just fire up "Dare to be Stupid" and you're golden...

    "Mashed Potatoes can be your friend..."
     
  11. boomboom

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    Sponge Bob Squarepants

    or

    Buck Futter by Chance (Pulltab)
     
  12. Castor27

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    Roger Miller is also noted for some funny songs. Chug-a-lug and doo-whacka-doo to name a couple.
     
  13. swilkins

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    Sir Mix-a-lot
     

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