Well, since it's "talk like a pirate day", here's one you missed for all those who've never fully experienced bloodninja.
But it's old man, REALLY REALLY OLD, lol. Anyone that hasn't been underground the past 10 years and has had internet access for at least 2-3 years has heard of the bloodninja sex chats.
There was a reason for that. check out the Hurricane Ike thread. He made quite a name for himself in a short span of time in there.
My Evil Plan Created: Sun, Jan 21, 2001, 9:20 AM ..... In my closet I have stashed away two cases of Krispy Kreme donuts -- a box of their "regular" donuts (if you can call deep-fried, sugar-coated donuts that are more addictive than crack "regular"), and an assorted sampled pack. I can smell them from here, but I must resist the temptation so that I can achieve my goals of total world domination. You see, when I go to the gym today, I'm going to be casually putting the cases of donuts down on the juice bar, right next to the treadmills. I may even heat them first, to bring back that "hot off the assembly line" flavor. Then I'll quickly flip the lips open, revealing their luscious, naked little sugar-coated bodies and showing off the "Krispy Kreme" logo like a peacock displaying his feathers. The scent will inevitably waft its way over to the treadmills, and then I get to sit back and watch the chaos. Muhahahahah ..... ::later:: ..... I did indeed put the donuts out today -- it was really amusing to watch people walk past them, with their eyes transfixed on the donuts, heads turning as they walked by. It was like a row of naked women (or men, whatever your preference) were laying there on the table. Lots of amusing comments like "Who in their right mind would bring Krispy Kreme's to a gym??" as people stared at them lustfully. I laid my trap out, then went to a spinning class -- by the time I got out (an hour later or so), there were 5 donuts gone. Then I did a shoulder workout, and there were 8 of the 12 glazed donuts gone, and 2.5 of the 12 mixed variety gone (someone ate half of the chocolate Ice, and I guess decided it wasn't worth it) It was pretty entertaining, really. Highly recommended. .....
SORRY TO HIJACK THREAD BUT CAN A KIND CLUTCHFANNER PLEASE START ME A NEW THREAD, I NEED COMPUTER HELP ASAP. I'm thinking of getting a new gfx card for around 100-150$. Was thinking the 8800GS (60$ after rebate) or 9600GT (60$ after rebate) but if anyone of you has a better idea please say and link me. Also I have a q6600 which i heard overclocks like a beast, how high can i overclock it with the stock fan? ( i have the Dell Vostro)