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Funniest SexChat Conversations (funny ****)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by astros148, Sep 18, 2008.

  1. Rizzy

    Rizzy Member

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    That was hilarious, good find. LMAO!
     
  2. ima_drummer2k

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    Always funny when someone surfing the net makes fun of people for surfing the net.
     
  3. Cannonball

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    Well, since it's "talk like a pirate day", here's one you missed for all those who've never fully experienced bloodninja.

     
  4. TMac640

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    But it's old man, REALLY REALLY OLD, lol. Anyone that hasn't been underground the past 10 years and has had internet access for at least 2-3 years has heard of the bloodninja sex chats.
     
  5. moestavern19

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    I think you completely missed the good drummer's point.
     
  6. Royals Ego

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  7. Xenon

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    There was a reason for that. check out the Hurricane Ike thread. He made quite a name for himself in a short span of time in there.
     
  8. mazyar

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    OMG guys!

    Britney Spears just shaved her hair! Have ya'll seen it?
     
  9. Landlord Landry

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    which hair?
     
  10. mazyar

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  12. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    My Evil Plan
    Created: Sun, Jan 21, 2001, 9:20 AM

    .....

    In my closet I have stashed away two cases of Krispy Kreme donuts -- a
    box of their "regular" donuts (if you can call deep-fried, sugar-coated
    donuts that are more addictive than crack "regular"), and an assorted
    sampled pack. I can smell them from here, but I must resist the
    temptation so that I can achieve my goals of total world domination.

    You see, when I go to the gym today, I'm going to be casually putting
    the cases of donuts down on the juice bar, right next to the treadmills.
    I may even heat them first, to bring back that "hot off the assembly
    line" flavor. Then I'll quickly flip the lips open, revealing their
    luscious, naked little sugar-coated bodies and showing off the "Krispy
    Kreme" logo like a peacock displaying his feathers.

    The scent will inevitably waft its way over to the treadmills, and then
    I get to sit back and watch the chaos. Muhahahahah

    .....

    ::later::

    .....

    I did indeed put the donuts out today -- it was really amusing to watch
    people walk past them, with their eyes transfixed on the donuts, heads
    turning as they walked by.

    It was like a row of naked women (or men, whatever your preference) were
    laying there on the table. Lots of amusing comments like "Who in their
    right mind would bring Krispy Kreme's to a gym??" as people stared at
    them lustfully.

    I laid my trap out, then went to a spinning class -- by the time I got
    out (an hour later or so), there were 5 donuts gone. Then I did a
    shoulder workout, and there were 8 of the 12 glazed donuts gone, and 2.5
    of the 12 mixed variety gone (someone ate half of the chocolate Ice, and
    I guess decided it wasn't worth it)

    It was pretty entertaining, really. Highly recommended.

    .....
     
  13. Tigerknee

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    Oh hey guys I found something else funny check it out LULZ!!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  14. sook

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    SORRY TO HIJACK THREAD BUT CAN A KIND CLUTCHFANNER PLEASE START ME A NEW THREAD, I NEED COMPUTER HELP ASAP.





    I'm thinking of getting a new gfx card for around 100-150$. Was thinking the 8800GS (60$ after rebate) or 9600GT (60$ after rebate) but if anyone of you has a better idea please say and link me.


    Also I have a q6600 which i heard overclocks like a beast, how high can i overclock it with the stock fan? ( i have the Dell Vostro)
     
  15. mazyar

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    Oh I get it! Hehehe!!!
     
  16. dandorotik

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    Wow, yes, I concur, these are old- they deserve to be locked up in the spank bank permanently.
     
  17. astros148

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    lolllol @ everyone getting all pissy
     

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