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[Fun Stuff] What is your most useless talents?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by pradaxpimp, Oct 6, 2005.

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  1. Bullard4Life

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    Have you ever tried to come up with dirty words to Ode to Joy? That's a REAL fun time!
     
  2. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Are we twins?
     
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    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    If we are then you must be really, really, ridiculously good looking.
     
  4. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I can't turn left...can you???
     
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    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    I have a photographic memory for people's shape, movements and posture. Best use is finding someone in a crowd, subconsciously I can recognize any person's walk and shape. I also never have to worry about sneaking up on the wrong person.
     
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    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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  8. Mr. Brightside

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    I remember people not by their face, but by their shoes they wear.
     
  9. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    That's interesting. I read in some business article a long time ago that the first thing people notice about other people that gives a lasting impression is the shoes that they are wearing.

    That's why its important to have nice, well conditioned shoes when working in business. I've actually never really noticed, but I still make sure to have my shoes looking nice when I meet new business associates for the first time. Not necessarily expensive shoes, but the right shoes to go with the outfit and properly polished with non-ragged shoe strings and such. Apparently people notice the attention to detail.

    Since I actually don't tend to notice this in other people, its interesting to find someone that actually remembers people completely by the shoes they wear.

    Hmmm...are you a detail oriented person, perhaps?
     
  10. Isabel

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    Weird. I don't notice shoes at all normally. If they're really nice or attention-getting, then maybe. I'm 5'11" and shoes are just too far down to bother with. :) Of course, this leads to me spending less effort on shoes than anything else I wear (just throw a pair on and go, good or bad condition), and I should probably keep in mind that just because I don't notice doesn't mean other people don't.

    Showers have great acoustics, but I save my best performances for the Wells Fargo walk-in ATM in town... that thing is really a singing booth. :)
     
  11. Chance

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    I can stick a whole banana down my throat without getting teeth marks.

    Oh wait...that came out badly...What I meant was, um...

    I can shotgun a beer in under 2 seconds.
     
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    slaughtering entire villages with my bare hands
     
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    BROTHER!!!!!!

    Oh, sorry, I read "but by the boobs they have". :(
     
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    Wiggle my ears.
     
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    I can do hundreds of voices and come up with hilarious sketches involving any combination of them off the top of my head.

    My favorite is an extremely racist Elmo who is eventually sexually assaulted by Kermit the Frog.

    Donald Duck is probably the hardest. I can most of all the Family Guy voices. On The Simpsons I can do most of the voices except any of the Simpson Family.

    I have the ability to take song lyrics and make them sound perverted, even if I have not even heard the song before, I will add my own lyrics into them, usually done to whiny songs to make them sound even more homosexual.
    I can say the most ****ed up things with a completely straight face.

    I can beat box and do techno sounds... at the same time. I can imitate both of the Ying Yang twins and a lot of other rappers.
    Yesterday on the radio I held the long final note on Mariah Carey's We Belong Together perfectly.
    My Coworker was pretty weirded out.
     
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    Man card: Please submit
     
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    VOICES:
    Bullwinkle Moose
    Marvin Martian
    Krusty the clown
    Mickey Mouse
    Goofy
    Elmo
    Grover
    Kermit/Ernie
    many other voices

    TONGUE:
    curl my tongue into a wavy clam shape.
    curl my tongue into a U shape and owl-whistle through it
    Rotate my tongue 360 degrees
    light a match and extinguish it in my mouth
    put a cherry (with stem) in my mouth and tie the stem in a knot with my tongue

    OTHER:
    I can move my eybrows in a wave
    I can bend only the tips of my fingers
    I can push the palm of my hand against my eye socket and make squeaky fart noises
    I can shoot a gum wrapper into the air like a rocket
    I can turn a simple, small piece of paper into a helicopter
     
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    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    Also from years of playing console video games, my thumb muscles are abnormally large and strong.

    I'm undefeated in thumb wars since the 5th grade.
     
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    I am unstoppable at NBA Live
     

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