[Fun Stuff] What is your most useless talents?

Aren't those the words that lead singer from Def Leppard says during the intro to one of their songs??

 

Sure. How much am I making for the gig??

 

Close. That's

Oben, gleeben, globben, globen

 

What does it mean?

 

I don't even think it was supposed to mean anything. I've seen the lead singer interviewed before, and he said he thought it just sounded good, so he did it.

Sincerely,

 

i can fit between 50 and 60 grapes in my mouth at once without chewing (but not without drooling)

 

Yes, the title is in there and so are extra lyrics. It was top 40 in the late 80's. I gave you 2 verses. The next verses are simple.

EDIT: It may not have been a top forty song, just in the top 100 billboard. It was a Freestyle song(See it BETTER on PDF).

 

lol
I can Do Scooby's Laff

Rocket River

 

I can play NTN trivia better than anyone on this board and play 8 boxes to boot. I'm also good at pissing people off and being confrontational. I can also walk for very long distances, usually 5 to 10 miles. The longest I walked was 12 miles from Wrigley field to just outside Downtown Chicago.

 

I'm probably the best car karaoke singer in the world. I have the really bad singing voice to go along with excellent "simulated microphone with a fist" skills.

Don't even THINK of stepping up to me when I have an empty soda bottle...

 

"I can eat 50 hard boiled eggs in an hour."

 

I can blow bubbles off of my tongue from my own saliva. I've only met two other people that can do it.

I'd be curious of anyone else out there that can do it.

 

I can do it. I can also tap my cheek and make a boing sound.

 

I can make the sounds of the game "Donkey Kong" by beating on my chest.

 

Not too much of a Newman fun, but I seem to remember:

If Rashmon says he can eat 50 hard boiled eggs, then he can eat them.
Yeah, but in how much time?
In an hour!

 

"Ain't nobody can eat fifty eggs!"

 

Me. I mastered that when I was 15 in 1985. I still got it.

 

Bullard4Life: Rashmon, why you got to go and say fifty eggs for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?
Rashmon: I thought it was a nice round number.
Bullard4Life: But that's real money we talking about!
Rashmon: Yeah well, I reckon it'll be something to do.

 

I can laugh like Peter from Family Guy.

I can also do a pretty good Cartman from South Park.

My voice is excellent in the shower...must be the acoustics.

I can also come up with new lyrics for old tunes describing what I'm currently doing at the moment. Cracks my wife up. Slightly annoying, but if my wife finds it funny, I'm not one to argue.