Rockets will sign De Marcus Cousins and then Durant and role into the playoffs Lawson Harden Durant Cousins Howard
1) Rockets will finish with a top 2 seed in the West 2) Harden will win MVP 3) Capela is in the running for 6th man of the year 4) We will have 5 games winning by over 35 5) We will make the NBA Finals if healthy in the Playoffs
If these will happen like you expected : 1) Ty Lawson will stop drinking 2) Harden will be even better defensively 3) Howard will play more than 50 games 4) Beverley will stay injury free 5) D-Mo will fully recover 6) Capela will be a monster and average 10-10-3 7) Brewer will be in sixth man of the year talks (top 3 considered) 8) Harden will not finish in top 3 of MVP race and then we are getting this result? 9) Rockets will finish 3rd in the West That means McFail will be fired during the season, and then Morey hires Tmac to be our new coach and lead us to this : 11) We will win the championship and that will actually mean : 14) A new statue of TMac will be built in front of TC.
The Official Fire McHale Thread will have less than 2000 new posts from opening tip to the last game of the Rockets' season.
Fans will love player x and then find something to hate about him as the season goes on and legs get tired. Rockets will be in an endless battle for the top 3 spots in the West but someone will find something to complain about on Clutchfans. McHale gets a text that Dekker is the new coach.
Harden's 3pt % is meh to start the year, CFers freak out, then his 3pt % steadily climbs to wear it ought to be, but CFers still freak out.
Big Bold Predictions II for what will happen this season... 1. Someone will start a thread declaring it's time to blow this team up 2. Someone will declare "Rockets 2016 NBA Champions - book it" 3. Tinman will talk about how great the 99'ers are 4. There will be a T-mac vs. x thread. This is where T-man will talk about how great the 99'er are 5. There will be a disappointing loss after which the GARM will look apocalyptic. 6. Someone will create a thread in Clutchfans Feedback decrying the state of the GARM and how great it used to be at a time no one can remember the GARM being 7. People will decry the defense at some point 8. People will decry the coaching at some point 9. People will decry the decrying of defense and coaching 10. Clutchfans will be renamed Clutchgears as Hardisty decides his true passion is vintage racing cars and the Rockets feel Clutchfans is a copyright violation.
1. Harden and Khloe will break up when Harden is spotted with another lady with a prominent booty. 2. Rockets will break the 60 win barrier. 3. Terrence Jones will be traded by the deadline.
Lawson's jersey to be a size bigger than what Dwight wears. Harden will attend a Kanye West concert in LA during the season with Khloe, and CF will freak out. The new Stance/NBA socks for the rockets will be the most hideous thing we ever see Ty Lawson will rock a frohawk to fit in with James/Dwight - this will be the offical haircut of the Houston Rockets. Remember when Mattress Mack shaved his head to the skin in '95? Harden will NOT have a 50 point game this season DMo will be Chandler Parsons' replacement as team heartthrob. He will be seen at random clubs throughout town during his rehab process. CF'ers will ask why he isn't in the gym. Corey Brewer will purchase an actual grey hound There will be a massive event for Harden's signature shoe release at the Adidas Store in the Galleria. Fans will lose control, police will have to use non-lethal ammo on the crowd. (Hell no, we won't go!!! You're gonna have to kill me, pig! Death before dishonor!) The Toyota Center will no longer be called the Toyota Center - There's going to be a massive recall in the power cells in hybrids and they are at risk for spontaneous combustion (you know - like Iron Man 3). This will cause the Rockets to end Toyota's partnership and it will be called The Summit 2.
