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[FUN] Q&A with SwoLy-D

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Sep 5, 2013.

  1. Jontro

    Jontro Member

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    How much mana would it take me to cast an infinite sexy spell to attract the ladies?
     
  2. Ender120

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    After you've made a thread (like this one) for the sole purpose of jerking yourself off, how do you prefer cleaning your hands?

    Soap and water?

    Purell?

    Or do you just lick them clean?
     
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  3. the shark

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    Is it true that your goal in life was to be a Solid Gold dancer?
     
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  4. BamBam

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    Reynosa was a small town 38yrs ago, but it's no longer small! It's had rapid growth and over the last 20yrs, and it's doubled in population to over 600k,
    likewise, McAllen has over 800k people, nearly tripling it's size in the same time period. Hermano your peeps are my peeps...:)


    Q&A: What is the speed of darkness?...:cool:
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  5. Dairy Ashford

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    It's the absence of light; so however long that takes to leave and go elsewhere.
     
  6. SwoLy-D

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    It's still relatively small in comparison to other border towns, Monterrey and Matamoros, Juarez, etc.
    Darkness has no speed. :cool:
    No. It is not true.
    I give you a chance to ask a solid, legitimate, or fun question, and you get mad about the fact that so many people participated... that you need to ask such smut? :rolleyes:

    Purell.
    3...
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    ^ was a countdown.
    :p
    [​IMG]

    None. You could cast an infinite sexy spell without mana and you would always attract the ladies with other things. :eek:
     
  7. heypartner

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    What would happen to the fabric of space if tinman lost his mind and became a Jazz fan?

    What's worse: Someone failing to post an image in the image thread, or someone starting the 6th redundant GARM thread in two hours announcing the signing of Robert Covington.
     
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  8. BamBam

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    Good answer, but incorrect!

    Darkness is everywhere, so therefore it does not need to move. From this we can conclude that the darkness has a speed of "0".
    Light only appears when there is a source to illuminate it and is also the only one that moves. Light travels at a constant, finite speed of 186,000 mi/sec.

    (P.S) The wrath of SwoLy is coming, for you have broken his answering seance.

    Ah heck, SwoLy's wrath was like Y2K...:)
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  9. BamBam

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    Monterrey is not a border town, and Matamoros has a smaller population...
    I know it's late SwoLy, but you have to pick up your game, Hermano!
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  10. david_rocket

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    Who do you think is going to be the head coach of Mexico against US on Tuesday?
     
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  11. RKREBORN

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    Dr. Who or Batman?
     
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  12. SwoLy-D

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    Many peeps would be sad. MANY MORE would be happy. :eek:
    I believe the former is worse, since that's where I usually am reading threads. :cool:
    Tena will be the coach at that game. We are tired, wounded, and almost dead, but we won't back down from a fight we can still win.
    I think Batman. I have not seen any "Dr. Who" show at all.
     
  13. CCorn

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    What the fox say?
     
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  14. SwoLy-D

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    :eek: That's grammatically incorrect, but I'll answer with what I thought you asked (it should be "What does the fox say?"):
    ;)
     
  15. smr6

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    My girlfriend is Mexican, Spanish was her first language and she still speaks only Spanish with her family. With that in mind, how do you feel about the fact that she will be supporting USA tomorrow?
     
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  16. tallanvor

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    What qualifies you to be the subject of a ClutchFans Q&A?
     
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  17. RocketRaccoon

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    I'll take this one: Historical Data.
     
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  18. FLASH21

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    Why?...
     
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  19. Jontro

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    Really?
     
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  20. lue03

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    Just got a windows 8 laptop now i need a anti-virus software what do you recommend?
     
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