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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocketman95, Feb 23, 2004.

  1. Master Baiter

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    LMAO, that is truly truly classic. :D :D :D
     
  2. rrj_gamz

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    She must be an angel to service her man while pregnant...Bless her heart...

    :p
     
  3. moestavern19

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    We'll have to ask Raven about this one. ;)
     
  4. Isabel

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    I hope he gave her something in return. :D

    (not counting whatever ended up on her arm... not that I want to know how it got there)
     
  5. MoBalls

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    Isnt this child abuse?
     
  6. TheFreak

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    I didn't know you smoked.
     
  7. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    My roommate hasn't been the greatest influence on me, but he hasn't been too bad, either. Sure, I smoke more now, but I also play basketball!
     
  8. hooroo

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    maybe he doesn't shoot straight
     
  9. TheFreak

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    Good one Vlade...
     
  10. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I did flop a few times last night...and I have a beard.

    Oh crap...
     
  11. moestavern19

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    You got SERBed.
     
  12. SmeggySmeg

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    ROFLMAO
     
  13. RunninRaven

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    I like to think of it as a word problem. :)

    Pregnant Jane would like to slob her hubbie's knob. However, due to moral restraints, she would rather not have to spit OR swallow. What method of non-intercourse might Pregnant Jane utilize in order to induce orgasm while still applying some oral stimulation?

    Show your work.
     
  14. giddyup

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    Whose orgasm: his or hers?

    Maybe I'm old-fashioned but I don't know how to work an arm into a playful sexual frenzy except as a support.

    C'mon spill the beans; tell me what I'm missing here.

    From the description, this sounded like a clear case of unselfish giving on the part of the wife.
     
  15. RocketMan Tex

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    Maybe she is double-jointed!:eek: :D
     
  16. A-Train

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    Shot to the arm, and you're to blame
    Darling, you give head a bad name...
     
  17. giddyup

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    This is the poetry to my lame prose.
     
  18. Lil Pun

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    Well since you didn't get your neighbors on tape/picture would you like the full PH vid to get your website started? I have it. :D
     
  19. Isabel

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    Never heard of an "elbow job". Learn something new every day. :D
     
  20. RunninRaven

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    I know you're of a military mind, giddyup, so I'll change tactics. :)

    a) At the moment when the objective was achieved, the mouth was not present at the point of attack. The hand was the instigator.

    b) When the battlefield is only an arms length long, the penis is not a short range weapon.

    Edit: On that note, I'll quit. I don't want to get banned for being overly lewd.
     

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